Tabletop Game / Gorkamorka
A tabletop game released by Games Workshop
in 1997 as a Warhammer 40,000
The action takes place on the world of Angelis, a planet in the extreme edge of the galactic northeast. An Imperial exploration team had just landed to explore the mysterious alien ruins when an Ork-infested space hulk dropped out of a warp rift and hit the planet like a wrecking ball
, if wrecking balls could kill planetary populations
. The Ork survivors promptly rebuilt the ruined hulk into a new ship design to get off the planet and go back to WAAAAAGH-ing around the galaxy, but a chance resemblance to an Ork god-effigy led to massive fights over which of the Ork gods it resembled more: Gork or Mork
. After the fighting led to ages of work being ruined and the ship more or less destroyed, the Mekboy rulers declared that it would be known as "Gorkamorka", and that anyone who brought them lots of scrap during the rebuilding efforts would get a guaranteed seat on board when it left.
Action focuses mainly on the Ork warbands running around in Mad Max
-style junk-vehicles beating each other up and salvaging scrap, but there are other factions - the Diggaboyz, degenerate human survivors who are favoured by something in the ruins; Muties, mutants twisted by the massive radioactive disaster produced by the hulk's reactors breaching; and Rebel Grots, the Orks' Gretchin subclass rising up against their oppressors.
Dese tropes was looted from dose filthy Morkers
- Action Bomb: "Kamikazee Karts", from the Gubbins rules expansion, are vehicles outfitted with explosive rams.
- Badass Biker: Bikes are one of the available vehicles.
- Badass Driver: Any Ork who gets behind the wheel, since you must have enough vehicles to physically carry all your Boyz into battle.
- Blown Across the Room: Kannons can knock back anyone they hit - very handy for blasting enemies off a moving vehicle.
- Chase Scene: One of the missions has all the terrain move across the battlefield at a set rate, allowing you to do a pursuit - anyone who falls off, gets out or turns to be more than 45 degrees from the direction of movement risks being left behind.
- Crossover: One article had rules for crossing over your Necromunda warband into Gorkamorka.
- Elite Mooks: Muties are comparatively elite compared to Orks, but also cost a lot.
- Excuse Plot: Most of the backstory exists to facilitate the players' mobs beating each other senseless and taking each other's stuff.
- Fanboy: Diggaboyz are humans who aspire to be like the Orks, sometimes to the extent of painting their faces green.
- Honest Rolls Character: See Random Number God for details. Powergamers should start praying now.
- Grand Finale: One special scenario has the Necrons in the alien ruins waking up and going on the rampage. Any mob with less than 400 mob points, usually the retirement stage, is probably going to be wiped out in the process.
- Legacy Character: The "Red Gobbo" is whoever's leading the Rebel Grots at any given time, leading to his statistics varying wildly between games.
- Mad Doctor: Doks are as nutty as in every other Ork-focused setting element.
- Magikarp Power: Kannons pack the biggest punch out of all the starting handguns, but can also be upgraded the least - the more basic guns can eventually outclass them if upgraded enough.
- Meatgrinder Surgery: The Dok's workshop gets six pages of rules and tables to determine whether he fits something useful to an injured body part, fits something useless, or forgets what he was doing entirely and cuts off a different limb.
- Random Number God: Even more important than 40k.
- In battle you need to roll to see if guns run out of ammo or explode, or if drivers can pull off particularly difficult turns, or what happens to anyone who gets reduced to 0 wounds.
- The final fate of any incapacitated boyz also depends on a roll after the battle.
- When an experience level is gained, stat/skill increases are randomly determined - and even though you can choose the "flavour" of a skill increase, what exactly that entails requires another roll.
- Upgrades which are usually a simple purchase in 40k cost variable amounts, might make the upgradee unavailable for the next battle, or backfire altogether. Most notably, to get a Power Claw or Bionik Bonce requires you to roll a six on the successful surgery table - roll a 1 and you'll get a nearly-useless hook hand instead, or have your brain replaced with that of a squig.
- Ryu and Ken: Gorkers and Morkers have minor differences in what skills their warriors have, but otherwise are extremely similar.
- Scavenger World: Everything is based on a) looted bits of the hulk, b) looted bits of the Imperial ships, c) stuff pulled out of the ruins, or d) looted bits of other people's stuff, which started out as a), b), or c).
- Silly Reason for War: Granted, Orks would beat each other senseless at the slightest excuse anyway, but nearly destroying their only way off Angelis while fighting over which of two extremely similar deities it looks like has to take the cake.
- Vehicular Combat: The beating heart of the game. The engine even lets your Orks do things like climbing onto someone else's Trukk and physically throwing the driver out.
- We Have Reserves: Grot Rebels are extremely weak compared to Orks, but come in much larger groups.