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"A lonely heart, a wandering eye, an empty stomach, a shoulder to cry on - this is what makes us, us. Welcome to Night Vale."Cecil recounts the strange disappearance of some of Night Vale's winged, angelic, and unknowably hierarchical citizens, before launching into the feature story: helicopters are hovering in the skies above Night Vale. Not the normal Black Helicopters of the World Government or the Blue Helicopters of the Sheriff's Secret Police. No, these are Yellow Helicopters, and what do they want? Why have they come to town? Also, some community health tips, an update on Night Vale High's quarterback Michael Sandero, and a campaign message from Hiram McDaniels.
Tropes present in Yellow Helicopters include:
"Today's Proverb: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never quite describe the pain."