Episode - 4F08
First Aired - 1/19/1997Marges falls out with the Springfield Investorettes over their risky practices, and she invests in a fledging pretzel franchise out of spite, However, she struggles to stay in business, and Homer resorts to desperate measures to help her.
This episode contains examples of (YMMV Here):
- Affably Evil: Fat Tony and that one Yakuza guy who bursts through the window, apologizes for the broken window and runs outside to continue the mob war.
- Authority Equals Asskicking: Fat Tony proves why he's in charge of the Mafia, effortlessly punching out two Yakuza goons. When a third lands a hit, he just growls "Come here, you little squirt."
- Bait-and-Switch: When it seemed Homer was asking for divine help, he was actually asking a favor from the Mafia.
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Maude Flanders. She's a huge bitch when she's not around her family, and an outright villain around Marge.
- Bowdlerize: The gorier descriptions of the Yakuza and the end fight on the lawn have been edited on the UK's Channel 4.
- Captain Obvious: "I'm not wild about these high-risk ventures. They sound a little risky."
- Comically Missing the Point: When Marge leaves the Investorettes:Helen: You'll get your pancakes in the mail.
Marge: And then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
Homer: Wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now. When are the pancakes coming in the mail?
- Contrived Coincidence: Homer initially seeks out the help of Frank Ormand, the man behind Marge's pretzel franchise, only to learn that he recently died. Homer decides to talk with the executor of Ormand's estate, only to learn that he just died too. "They were in the same car."
- Deal with the Devil: Fat Tony does Homer the favor of helping Marge's business succeed, but only in return for getting all the money.Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you, sir!
Fat Tony: Okay. I will go. (leaves, then realizes what has happened) Hey, wait a minute!
- Despair Speech: When Marge gets depressed that nobody's buying her pretzels near the end of act two.Marge: I was wrong to have a dream, as usual. I mean, if you're nothing special, why kid yourself?
Lisa: (concerned) Oh, mom, no!
Marge: Listen to your mother, kids: aim low. Aim so low, no one will care if you succeed. Dinner's in the oven. If you want some butter, it's under my face.
- Disco Dan: Disco Stu as usual, convinced that disco record sales would continue to trend despite peaking in the '70s, and wearing a pair of fish aquarium platform shoes (he admits he has no idea how to get the dead fish out of them).
- Evil vs. Evil: The episode ends with a fight between the Springfield Mafia and the Yakuza.
- Five-Bad Band: The Investorettes serve as the main antagonists of the episode, and the end outright has them cross into villainy because of Homer hiring the Springfield Mafia.
- Introdump: Parodied with Cletus having bought 300 pretzels to feed his children, and then proceeds to call them all out of the house by name... all twenty-six of them.
- Japanese Politeness: "Forgiveness, please!"
- Long List: Cletus calls all of his children outside: Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillon, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlan, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, and Phil.
- Loophole Abuse: Marge gives out coupons valid for a free sample. She forgot to state that she would accept only one coupon per customer. At least this helped her to know the name of every one of Cletus' children.
- Mob War: Between Fat Tony's group and the Yakuza on the Simpsons' front yard.
- New Job Episode: This episode sees Marge attempting to carry a pretzel franchise.
- Nice Job Fixing It, Villain!: The Investorettes' feud with Marge would have been settled when the Springfield Mafia dealt with her, but they inadvertently saved her life when they sicced the Yakuza on them.
- No Ending: The episode ends abruptly in the middle of the mob war.
- According to the audio commentary, the writers decided to Throw It In, as they were stumped for an ending.
- Not So Innocent Whistling: Bart does it after he short-circuits Investo, the franchise fair's robot mascot, with his drink.
- Offscreen Moment of Awesome / Strolling Through the Chaos: The little guy in the Yakuza who is standing perfectly still as the fight rages around him. Homer wants to see him fight and knows it'll be good, but the second Marge gets him to come inside, we hear a barrage of screaming and punching. The episode ends with him coming crashing through the family's kitchen window; he apologizes to them before hurrying back outside.
- Outrun the Fireball: Parodied when the mob blow up the Investorettes' falafel wagon. Helen is talking to Chief Wiggum who guides her through the process for throwing herself on the floor in front of the fireball.
- Produce Pelting: Marge tries to sell her pretzels at a ballgame, but the sports fans end up hurling them at Whitey Ford.
- Pun: When Marge first meets Frank Ormand:Marge: (tasting Frank's pretzel) Mmm! That's not bad!
Frank: It's not only not bad, it's not bread. "Knot" bread. You get it?
- Race Against the Clock: Fat Tony's ultimatum to Marge.Fat Tony: You have 24 hours to give us our money. And to show you we're serious... you have 12 hours. See you at 6 a.m.
- The Rival: The Investorettes vs. The Simpsons (especially Marge) and the Springfield Mafia
- Rival Turned Evil: The Investorettes become this in the last act, when they hire the Yakuza to kill their rivals.
- Sanctuary of Solitude: Spoofed.Homer: (kneeling in a church) I've never reached out to you before but my wife is in her hour of need. Your help could make all the difference in the world.
(Reveal Shot shows that he's actually talking to Fat Tony and the Mafia)
Louie: See, boss? I told you that ads in the church bulletin would pay off.
- Serious Business: The competition between two rival snack cart businesses results in a full-blown mob war on the Simpsons' front lawn.
- Shout-Out: Two of Cletus' children are Rumer and Scout, which are also the names of two of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughters.
- Start My Own: Marge takes Lisa's advice to join a franchise to beat her enemies at their own game.
- Stylistic Suck: Frank Ormand's Pretzel Wagon orientation video, which opens with him setting up his camera, organizing his desk, and making a painfully forced Fourth Wall Greeting.
- Tempting Fate: After Marge tells her family about no longer being one of the Investorettes, Homer tells her that she doesn't need to worry about that for as long as he can provide for them. Right after that, he hits one of his eyes with a hot dog he's trying to eat and it makes him unable to work.
- Ticker Tape Parade: Marge stages a fake ticker tape parade (with Lisa as an astronaut) to avoid littering laws when she throws flyers for her pretzel business off the buildings.Chief Wiggum: Welcome back, space girl. (sniffs)
- Took a Level in Jerkass: The Investorettes, especially Helen Lovejoy. They hate Marge to the point of hiring the Yakuza to kill her, her family, and the Springfield Mafia after the latter destroys their business (which was Homer's fault). Then again, Helen could have died in that truck explosion and they don't know Marge isn't involved.
- Unusually Uninteresting Sight: Bart and Lisa are woken up by the gang war on their lawn, when Lisa asks what's going on, Marge says "It's just a mob war. Go back to bed." in the same tone one would say as if it was raining.
- Villainy-Free Villain: The Investorettes weren't really doing anything wrong by kicking Marge out of their investment group (Marge herself admitted she didn't like "the whole idea of 'investing'"), and they were well within their rights to compete with her when they both started up mobile snack businesses. But they're such jerks about it that you're not sad at all when Marge's Mafia goons blow up their truck.
- Keep in mind, Marge didn't know about Homer getting the Mafia involved at first, but didn't have much choice to go along with it to save both their necks when they wanted their cut. The Investorettes on the other hand, knowingly hired the Yakuza to compete, take down, and kill Marge. It should be noted that they don't know Marge isn't behind the Mafia goons and she would think they are just trying to beat her at her own game.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: In the beginning of the episode, Marge is kicked out of her friends' group and becomes their enemy, but in the next episode that features her with them, they are all friends once more. Do they even resolve their differences in the end or what? And who won against the Springfield Mafia and Yakuza?