Release: December 30, 2014
Film: Care Bears Nutcracker Suite
Tagline: The end of Christmas isn’t easy, and this movie doesn’t make it any easier.
This review contains examples of:
- Call-Back:
- "Time for a game of disappearing brain cells!"
- The talking dinosaur from Jurassic Park III reappears, much to the Critic's irritation.
Raptor: Al... (NC pulls out a gun) ...just be over here. - Captain Ersatz:
- The Rat King is another copy of Beastly. He shares Beastly's voice and general characterization.
- The vizier is basically the Wizard from The Care Bears: Adventure in Wonderland, minus the same voice actor (and only marginally more menacing).
- Heroic BSoD: The review begins with a catatonic Critic suffering from Christmas withdrawal.
- You All Look Familiar: The Critic mentions how the girl that needed help in the different Care Bears movies always seemed to have yellow hair and blue eyes. He wonders if they're all the same girl.
I won, as I knew I would!
