Airdate: February 14, 2002Stewie and Brian present three stories based on suggestions from fans."No Bones About It": Peter opens a beer bottle containing a genie who will grant him three wishes. Peter's first wish is to see what Kelly Ripa does backstage, which reveals she's really an alien. Peter's second wish is to have his own theme music. While riding on a bus, Peter's theme music becomes annoying and a man on the bus threatens to break every bone in Peter's body. Peter then fearfully wishes he has no bones, which turns him into a blob. After seeing his family struggle taking care of him with his body, Peter flushes himself down the drain and winds up where all sewage and waste ends up, Hollywood. Peter becomes a pad for stuntmen and at a party, meets a doctor to wants to use his as an experiment to place bones in an invertebrate. Wanting to see his family again, Peter undergoes the experiment and discovers the bones used in the operation were donated by his own family (except for the torso which came from a drifter)."Super Griffins": After a tanker full of radioactive waste crashes onto the Griffins, they develop super powers. Peter can shapeshift, Lois has super strength, Chris can control fire, Stewie has telekinesis, Brian has super speed and Meg has the "awesome" power of growing her fingernails. Lois advises the family not to abuse their powers, but soon the Griffins go out of control and wreak havon upon Quahog, eventually forcing the townspeople to create a statue of Blair Warner and Mrs. Garrett. Mayor West decides that he need superpowers to fight the Griffins and rolls around in radiocative waste, but ends up contracting lymphoma. The Griffins visit West, seeing the error of their ways and dedicate their powers to helping him recover."Lil' Griffins": In this parody of the Our Gang (better known as The Little Rascals) series, five-year-olds Peter and Quagmire fall for new student Lois and they get competitive for her affection. They dare each other to spend a night in a haunted house and bring a different group of friends in with them. Peter and Quagmire try scaring each other in disguises, but they are soon scared by a "real" ghost and flee the house. When they come to Lois and admit they failed, she tells them she's in love with Mort, who in fact created the ghost that scared them. Peter and Quagmire vow never to let a women into their lives and in the present day, they become multi-millionaires who live together and relieve their sexual frustrations by having sex with microwaved bagels.
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