Quotes / Zombie Infectee

"Doctor, my sister has cancer. [beat] ZOMBIE CANCER!"

— Awesome Center REDUX

"I can smell your brains...!"

— Freddy, The Return of the Living Dead

The star dickhead is CEO Albert Wesker, who manages to hybridize two previously unrelated types of douchebag: "wearing sunglasses indoors guy" and "guy hiding the fact he's clearly been infected." He couldn't be more obviously T-virused if a zombified B.A. Baracus was actively biting him every second of screen-time.

—Cracked, on Albert Wesker

This infection is spread by bites, so if you've been bitten and you allow yourself to be barricaded in here with us, you're putting us all in danger!

— Rich, Community, "Epidemiology"

"Listen to me, you fuck! My father kept a secret once. He had been bitten by a vampire. He kept it a secret from me and my mother. By the fifth day, he was turning. That night he attacked my mother. And then he came after me. I killed my own father, Padre. I got no trouble killing you."

— Jack Crow, John Carpenter's Vampires

"(Because I'm tacky)
If I'm bit by a zombie, prob'ly not telling you
(Because I'm tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, then guess what? You're tacky too"

— "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Tacky"

"The CDC recommends that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, you conceal any bites or scratches from the other members of your survival pod. This will not end badly. We promise.

We're professionals."

— Seanan McGuire

General Pepper: Is that you Fox? Too late. The Aparoids!
Fox: General! It can't be!
General Pepper: They took me... My body's...no longer under my control...
Fox: No!
General Pepper: This is my final request. Destroy this ship. Destroy me!
Fox: Don't say that! I can't-
General Pepper: You would make me an accomplice to these fiends?
Wolf: That's the truth of it. Accept it Fox.
Fox: Why... Why is this happening?!? Noooooo!!!

— Star Fox: Assault

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