"Oh no, they're shambling at us."
: Tony, there is nothing scary about a zombie dragging his butt around. Tony
: Well, a zombie isn't a zombie unless it's dragging its butt around. Abby
: John Carpenter's The Thing
: Well, there's an exception to every rule. Abby
: The Fly
: Well, maybe two.
"I dunno what it is but something about zombies just really creeps me out. The way they move really slowly but they always seem to get you in the end. Really freaks me out, but that's why I watch 'em, I guess."
"Zombies have one speed: shamble."
Best thing about zombies? They're slow...moving...
"Man, this sucker wobbles, but he won't fall down!"