Quotes: Viva Las Vegas

I've got my car, and my ride, and my wheels
(when I go to Vegas) That's right
I've got my drugs, and my stuff, and my pills
(when I go to Vegas) Alright
Calvin Harris, "Vegas"

"Nevada.
Current Nickname: The Funtime Family State For Families!
Old Nickname: The Prostitute State."
John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise

"No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.

"The first thing he noticed was that Las Vegas seemed to have invented a new school of functional architecture, 'The Gilded Mousetrap School' he thought it might be called, whose main purpose was to channel the customer-mouse into the central gambling trap whether he wanted the cheese or not.”

"People who never even dreamed of gambling in a casino now think it's sanctioned by God. Throw in a couple arcade machines, even the little kids go home broke."
The Pretender, "Curious Jarod"

"Here in Vegas there's only one way to make sure you don't lose any money: the moment you step off the plane, you walk right into the propellers."
Vic Fontane, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine ("His Way")

"Ah, my bread and butter. Thrill-seeking rich folk with a poor grasp of statistics and probability."
Manny, Grim Fandango

"Well next week I'll be in one of my favorite cities, Las Vegas. It's a nice place, built upon mankind's genetic failure at simple mathematics."
Rodney Caston

"Atlantic City is great — it’s like Vegas, but with less of a chance you’ll run into a Kardashian."

"I don't want to spoil the ending of this movie, but there's no strategy to slot machines. They're like relationships — you throw your hopes and dreams into them until one of you is out of money and the other one is empty inside."