->''I've got my car, and my ride, and my wheels''\\
(when I go to Vegas) ''That's right\\
I've got [[ViceCity my drugs, and my stuff, and my pills]]\\
''(when I go to Vegas)'' Alright''
-->-- '''Music/CalvinHarris''', "Vegas"

Current Nickname: The Funtime Family State [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment For Families]]!\\
Old Nickname: The Prostitute State."''
-->-- '''John Hodgman''', ''TheAreasOfMyExpertise''

->''"No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. [[PoesLaw Reality itself is too twisted.]]”''
-->--'''Creator/HunterSThompson''', ''Literature/{{Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas}}''

->''"The first thing he noticed was that Las Vegas seemed to have invented a new school of functional architecture, 'The Gilded Mousetrap School' he thought it might be called, whose main purpose was to channel the customer-mouse into the central gambling trap whether he wanted the cheese or not.”''
-->-- '''Creator/IanFleming''', ''Literature/DiamondsAreForever''

->''"People who never even ''dreamed'' of gambling in a casino now think it's sanctioned by God. Throw in a couple arcade machines, even the little kids go home broke."''
-->--'''''Series/ThePretender''''', "Curious Jarod"

->''"Here in Vegas there's only one way to make sure you don't lose any money: the moment you step off the plane, you walk right into the propellers."''
-->-- '''Vic Fontane''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("His Way")

->''"Ah, my bread and butter. Thrill-seeking rich folk with a poor grasp of statistics and probability."''
-->-- '''Manny''', ''VideoGame/GrimFandango''

->''"Well next week I'll be in one of my favorite cities, Las Vegas. It's a nice place, built upon mankind's genetic failure at simple mathematics."''
-->-- '''Rodney Caston'''

->''"Atlantic City is great -- it’s like Vegas, but with less of a chance you’ll run into a [[Creator/KimKardashian Kardashian.]]"''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/26/chelsea-handler-says-bill-cosby-tried-to-cosby-her/#more-171896 DListed]]'''''

->''"I don't want to spoil the ending of this movie, but there's no strategy to slot machines. They're like relationships -- you throw your hopes and dreams into them until one of you is out of money and the other one is empty inside."''
-->-- '''{{Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-instructional-videos-no-one-could-possibly-find-useful_p2/ 4 Instructional Videos No One Could Find Useful]]"