->''I've got my car, and my ride, and my wheels''\\
(when I go to Vegas) ''That's right\\
I've got [[HookersAndBlow my drugs, and my stuff, and my pills]]\\
''(when I go to Vegas)'' Alright''
-->-- '''Music/CalvinHarris''', "Vegas"

->''"Las Vegas is built on sand and tits."''
-->--'''Yuri''', ''VideoGame/RedAlert2''

Current Nickname: The Funtime Family State [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment For Families]]!\\
Old Nickname: The Prostitute State."''
-->-- '''John Hodgman''', ''Literature/TheAreasOfMyExpertise''

->''"No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. [[PoesLaw Reality itself is too twisted.]]”''
-->--'''Creator/HunterSThompson''', ''Literature/{{Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas}}''

->''"The first thing he noticed was that Las Vegas seemed to have invented a new school of functional architecture, 'The Gilded Mousetrap School' he thought it might be called, whose main purpose was to channel the customer-mouse into the central gambling trap whether he wanted the cheese or not.”''
-->-- '''Creator/IanFleming''', ''Literature/DiamondsAreForever''

->'''CJ:''' Just come in off that [[TalkingDownTheSuicidal ledge]], man!\\
'''Onlooker #1''': Hey, don't talk him out of jumping! We got good money on this!\\
'''Onlooker #2''': Yeah! Good odds, too!\\
'''CJ''': (Damn! This town is cold.)

->''"People who never even ''dreamed'' of gambling in a casino now think it's sanctioned by God. Throw in a couple arcade machines, even the little kids go home broke."''
-->--'''''Series/ThePretender''''', "Curious Jarod"

->''"Back then dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played; today it's like checking into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday."''
-->--'''Ace''', ''{{Film/Casino}}''

->''"Here in Vegas there's only one way to make sure you don't lose any money: the moment you step off the plane, you walk right into the propellers."''
-->-- '''Vic Fontane''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' ("His Way")

->''"Ah, my bread and butter. Thrill-seeking rich folk with a poor grasp of statistics and probability."''
-->-- '''Manny''', ''VideoGame/GrimFandango''

->''"Well next week I'll be in one of my favorite cities, Las Vegas. It's a nice place, built upon mankind's genetic failure at simple mathematics."''
-->-- '''Rodney Caston'''

->''"At first, when you show up in Vegas and you're living in the Riviera and you're on the strip and you're seeing all these lights, three days of it is just amazing. The ''fourth'' day, you're seeing 'CIRCUS CIRCUS CIRCUS CIRCUS CIRCUS CIRCUS'. You wanna shoot somebody."''
-->--'''Chainsaw''', ''The Story of [[Wrestling/{{GLOW}} Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling]]''

->''"Atlantic City is great -- it’s like Vegas, but with less of a chance you’ll run into a [[Creator/KimKardashian Kardashian.]]"''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/26/chelsea-handler-says-bill-cosby-tried-to-cosby-her/#more-171896 DListed]]'''''

->''"I don't want to spoil the ending of this movie, but there's no strategy to slot machines. They're like relationships -- you throw your hopes and dreams into them until one of you is out of money and the other one is empty inside."''
-->-- '''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-instructional-videos-no-one-could-possibly-find-useful_p2/ 4 Instructional Videos No One Could Find Useful]]"