Quotes: Spotlight-Stealing Squad
Those guys always
get all the attention!
She has more lines than I do and she's A GOD! DAMN! MUTE!! David:
Nope, not any more. (forks over script) Moorehead:
Not any more what? Not any more lines? David:
Not any more mute
. Word from upstairs says she regains her voice next week.
: Weren't all
the X-Men movies about you? They sure as hell weren't about Halle Berry
. At least she doesn't think so.
[Abe] Vigoda always seemed to be a part of Barney Miller
but in fact his character retired from the force at the beginning of season four, though he continued play Fish on Fish
, a not-bad spin-off...In one of the great, possibly apocryphal examples of showbiz chutzpah, at the peak of Vigoda's popularity as Fish, his manger reportedly demanded the name of the show be changed to Fish & Barney.
Not even Barney & Fish.
Think about that: you're the first woman Captain
of any science fiction event—in anything
, really—of substance. And everything's coasting along fine. Year one, year two, year three. End of year three, you let go of one actor and you hire another. The new actress, Jeri Ryan, comes in, playing Seven of Nine. And all of a sudden the T&A element comes in. So as a woman captain, you're thinking, wow, look what I've done for women all across the globe, one step forward for women's rights. And then they bring this
in?! Everything I've worked for has been erased by what you've done by bringing in this character! ...And so she was pissed. She stayed
pissed for Season Four, Five Six, and
Seven of Nine learns the art of WWF
and takes on The Rock!
No I’m not blissed out on drugs!
I thought Chakotay was an aggressive [boxer]
in his spare time? For this episode to have made sense shouldn’t it have been about him or didn’t he look as hot in a leotard? Sheesh! If not Chakotay then surely B’Elanna would have been the next best option given her uncontrollable anger that was explored in Juggernaut. Surely witnessing her inner turmoil not to fight would have been an extension of that. Once again though Jeri Ryan probably seemed a safer bet in a leotard
I know a lot of people ’round these parts love ol’ Nipple H
. They think she’s hot as best I can tell. That’s cool, that’s fine, different strokes, yadda yadda.
Some people get turned on zapping their nads with a cattle prod.
It's a weird world we live in.
The Doctor spends the first episode walking from the TARDIS to Tranquil Repose as various misadventures fail to happen to him. (There is that wall he climbs
.) The Daleks, meanwhile, are almost entirely sidelined in the first episode... With all of them sidelined, the first episode is freed up to focus almost entirely on its other plotlines. And it's actually quite good.
This is a real problem. Whatever frustration one might have with the fact that the show is Doctor Who
and that maybe the Doctor should be in it
, the truth is that he’s just about the least interesting thing in the first episode... The funny thing, if you want to call it that, is that this is wholly consistent with [Eric] Saward’s apparent intentions. He saw the Daleks as no longer interesting
, and he genuinely believed the worlds the Doctor visited were more interesting than the Doctor himself. Yes, this is almost certainly a self-fulfilling prophecy
, but, well, prophecy fulfilled. The show is clearly not working even at the most basic level. It is, in fact, providing almost the exact opposite of compelling drama. Virtually all of the good bits of Revelation of the Daleks come in spite of it being a Doctor Who
story, not because of it.
Seriously, this is actually a television show about Superman and Darkseid that managed to make the most interesting part Ollie Queen and Supergirl playing a budget live-action Legend of Zelda
...The craziest part is that despite all this, Green Arrow in Smallville
is still better than his own currently-published DC Universe comic. Chris
: That’s because on Smallville
, Green Arrow is actually Batman
—Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville
Ollie passively resembles his comic counterpart, but really, his character's purpose seemed to be to outshine Clark
at first and lead to the impression that Clark doesn't inspire the generation of heroes. After that, in a very special episode
, he actually becomes Speedy and gets a drug addiction he's instantly cured of... He killed the Lex we originally knew and loved from this show. Clone Lex survives, but Ollie KILLED the original Lex
... He was always just a weird hunk
backdrop to distract us from the main character's lack of forward progress.
I have some bad news for you. From here on out, it's pretty much the Patrick Stewart
and Brent Spiner
Show, with the rest of the cast turning up for a cameo every once in a while just so you're not always looking at someone who's either bald or gold. In other words, the same as all of the other movies
with the TNG
is really The Wacky Adventures of Richard Pryor…oh and there’s some Superman as well.
I don’t care what the original comic was, when you put Scott in the movie it should have been retitled Seann William Scott acts like a dumbass, and Chow Yun-fat is doing something too.
Unfortunately, Sam is only one of four simultaneous plot threads involving irritating humans trying to figure out what the Decepticons are up to. The others involve a squad of Marines in Qatar, Jon Voight attempting to organize the nation's defense, and a plot involving an Australian hacker girl attempting to decipher the Decepticon hacking signal that goes absolutely nowhere
. Seriously, her entire plotline accomplishes exactly nothing.
"Russell Hantz, Boston Rob, and Rachel Reily aren't as bad...the main reason I call them the 'Uholy Trinity' is because they take up
80% of the screentime whenever they're on. And the more they're shown off by the editors, the more their eccentricities become less 'entertaining' and more 'downright obnoxious.'"
—A post on "Survivor Sucks".