This film shouldn't be called American Pie: The Wedding
About Jim and Michelle, it's rarely treading
A better title - I'll have a go:
The Motherfucking Stiffler Show
Wolverine: Stay on topic, bub! This movie's about me!
Rorschach: Weren't all the X-Men movies about you?
"Those guys always get all the attention!"
Keiki is the main character of this series(although that's debatable).
—Official Keiki character bios
Masters of the Universe rewarded eager young He-Man fans with a story about a teenage Courtney Cox and her dead parents.
I know a lot of people ’round these parts love ol’ Nipple H. They think she’s hot as best I can tell. That’s cool, that’s fine, different strokes, yadda yadda.
Some people get turned on zapping their nads with a cattle prod.
It's a weird world we live in.
The more apt comparison is Superman III. Superman III is really The Wacky Adventures of Richard Pryor…oh and there’s some Superman as well. I don’t care what the original comic was, when you put Scott in the movie it should have been retitled Seann William Scott acts like a dumbass, and Chow Yun Fat is doing something too.
I have some bad news for you. From here on out, it's pretty much the Patrick Stewart and Brent Spiner Show, with the rest of the cast turning up for a cameo every once in a while just so you're not always looking at someone who's either bald or gold. In other words, the same as all of the other movies with the TNG cast.
"And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to endless processions of military hardware on hand so Michael Bay can jack of his fetish for all things 'army'"
"Russell Hantz, Boston Rob, and Rachel Reily aren't as bad...the main reason I call them the 'Uholy Trinity' is because they take up 80% of the screentime whenever they're on. And the more they're shown off by the editors, the more their eccentricities become less 'entertaining' and more 'downright obnoxious.'"
—A post on "Survivor Sucks".