History Quotes / SpotlightStealingSquad

->It was my route... Why do people call it the "Sakuya route"?!

->"At some point, I just want my streams to just become Parkzer. Ideally at some point he becomes more and more involved, and then at some point four or five years from now, you guys are like, 'Wait, do you guys remember when [[OutOfFocus Doug used to, like, be on this stream sometimes?]]' It'll just be completely normal for Parkzer to show up and do taxes or whatever."

-->--'''Creator/ProJared''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9wRxuZY_To on]] ''VideoGame/MegaManX7''

-->--'''LetsPlay/ProJared''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9wRxuZY_To on]] ''VideoGame/MegaManX7''

-->-- [[https://arthuriantexts.wordpress.com/french-arthurian-literature/ A distributor]]'s summary of ''[[Creator/ChretienDeTroyes Perceval]]'''

-->--'''[=ProJared=]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9wRxuZY_To on]] ''VideoGame/MegaManX7''

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->"So, then, you get to play as Zero... and Axl. And not X! How do you do that? How do you mess that up? How do you make that the main character, that the ''goddamn game'' is named after, isn't even playable? ''He's front and center on the cover!''"

->[A]s the series goes on and Sasuke tests better with audiences, Sasuke and his shitty family become the driving force behind the bulk of the plot. Everything becomes "Uchiha" this and "Sharingan" that- even though, last I checked, the show is still called ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''.
-->--'''Mother's Basement''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKHQRIFi7KY Why Naruto Was Better Than You Think It Was]]''

->'''Chris''': And then we find out that while Clark is too dumb to think to bring any sort of weapons to a world [[{{Depowered}} where he has no powers,]] Lois is apparently [[HandCannon packing a Colt .45]] at all times... Because she learned from Creator/BillyDeeWilliams that it works every time. I think the fact that Lois has to hold someone at gunpoint to keep her from carrying out Clark’s failsafe plan because she realizes — and even says — [[IdiotBall how terrible it is]] and has absolutely no faith in his ability to find a way to win says an awful lot about why we don’t like this show.\\
'''David''': Yeah, that’s absolutely true, and it leads to that fantastic/awful line about how Clark can fail, but as a hero’s wife, she has to never give up. Like, it’s pretty clear who the writers’ room thinks is the better character/hero/person at this point.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-19-dominion/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Dominion")

''Sheldon:''' It's a solid demographic: old fat dudes and ducks.

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->You may have taken the title of "heroine" from me... but I'm not going to let you be the "main character" too!!

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->I have some bad news for you. From here on out, it's pretty much the Creator/PatrickStewart and Creator/BrentSpiner Show, with the rest of the cast turning up for a cameo every once in a while just so you're not always looking at someone who's either bald or gold. In other words, the same as [[StrictlyFormula all of the other movies]] with the ''TNG'' cast.

->Back to the [[BreakoutCharacter Tommy Oliver]] show, featuring the [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Power Rangers]]...

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->'''Arthur:''' You aren't really the MAIN-main character, anymore. It's kinda been the "Gramp-and-Arthur" Show, these days...
->'''Sheldon:''' It's a solid demographic: old fat dudes and ducks.
-->--''Webcomic/{{Sheldon}}''

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->'''Franchise/{{Wolverine}}''': Stay on topic, bub! [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine This movie's]] about ''me''!\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]''': Weren't ''all'' [[Film/XMenFilmSeries the X-Men movies]] about you? They sure as hell weren't about Creator/HalleBerry. At least she doesn't think so.
-->--''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC: Wolverine and Watchmen (Rorschach)''

-> So, then, you get to play as Zero... and Axl. And not X! How do you do that? How do you mess that up? How do you make that the main character, that the ''goddamn game'' is named after, isn't even playable? ''He's front and center on the cover!'' Okay, yes, Zero is cool; I love playing as Zero... at least in the other games. But when I play a ''VideoGame/MegaManX'' game, I want to play as X, goddammit!

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->Those guys ''always'' get all the attention!

->Back to the [[BreakoutCharacter Tommy Oliver]] show featuring the [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Power Rangers]]...

->'''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''': Stay on topic, bub! [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine This movie's]] about ''me''!\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]''': Weren't ''all'' the X-Men movies about you? They sure as hell weren't about Creator/HalleBerry. At least she doesn't think so.

-> So, then, you get to play as Zero... and Axl. And not X! How do you do that? How do you mess that up? How do you make that the main character, that the ''goddamn game'' is named after, isn't even playable? ''He's front and center on the cover!'' Okay, yes, Zero is cool; I love playing as Zero... at least in the other games. But when I play a Megaman X game, I want to play as X, goddammit!
-->--'''[=ProJared=]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9wRxuZY_To Mega Man X7 review]]

-->--'''[[Disney/TheLionKing Simba]]''' after hearing WesternAnimation/TimonAndPumbaa are tonight's featured performers at the WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse

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->'''Montana Moorehead: '''This [[TheIngenue ingénue]] from '''''HELL!''''' She has more lines than I do and she's '''''[[PunctuatedPounding A GOD! DAMN! MUTE!!]]'''''\\
'''David:''' Nope, not any more. ''(forks over script)''\\
'''Moorehead:''' Not any more what? Not any more lines?\\
'''David:''' Not any more ''mute''. Word from upstairs says she regains her voice next week.
-->--''{{Film/Soapdish}}''

->[Abe] Vigoda always seemed to be a part of ''Series/BarneyMiller'' but in fact his character retired from the force at the beginning of season four, though he continued to play Fish on ''Fish'', a not-bad spin-off...In one of the great, possibly apocryphal examples of showbiz chutzpah, at the peak of Vigoda's popularity as Fish, his manager reportedly demanded the name of the show be changed to ''[[BillingDisplacement Fish & Barney.]]'' Not even ''Barney & Fish.''
-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/65740/barney-miller-season-6/ Stuart Galbraith IV]]'''

->Paul Darrow is something of a cult legend these days thanks to his unforgettable performance as Kerr Avon. This a man who can overplay a scene to the nth degree and still make it entirely believable and gripping and can stand aside from group scene and do '''''nothing''''' and completely steal it. Avon was dark and delicious, casual and insane, brilliant and sexy. He was a force to be reckoned with and proved that even with the loss of Blake at the end of season two the show could still go on. It had never really been about Blake when Paul Darrow had stolen the show just like Avon [[TokenEvilTeammate always tried to usurp their leader.]]
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2012/06/turing-test-written-by-simon-gurrier.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/BlakesSeven''

->Even the crusty old cynics here at ''[=WrestleCrap.com=]'' can’t deny that Wrestling/JohnCena has worked incredibly hard to earn his spot atop WWE. It’s not Cena’s fault that the company has a never-ending over reliance on him to the point that they are [[StrictlyFormula horrified to go even one week without him on television.]]
-->--'''''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-vince-mcmahon-and-the-brass-rings-2014-gooker-award-co-winner/ Vince McMahon and the BRASS RINGS – 2014 Gooker Award Co-Winner"]]

->''Film/MastersOfTheUniverse ''rewarded eager young [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]]'' ''fans with a story about a teenage Courtney Cox [[{{Melodrama}} and her dead parents]].
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-bad-movies-that-were-hilariously-sure-sequel_p2/ "4 Bad Movies That Were Hilariously Sure of a Sequel"]]

->''Film/SupermanIII'' is really ''The Wacky Adventures of Richard Pryor…oh and [[AndTheRest there’s some Superman as well.]]'' I don’t care what the original comic was, when you put Scott in the movie it should have been retitled ''Seann William Scott acts like a dumbass, and Chow Yun Fat is doing something too.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/bulletproof-monk-2003-paul-hunter/ on]] ''Film/BulletproofMonk''

->'''Chris:''' If ''Film/BladeII'' had a major flaw in not giving costars — and by that I mean Donnie Yen — enough to do, this one has the flaw of giving them way too much. They might as well have called it ''Blade Buddies''. (Ryan) Reynolds even narrates the whole thing.\\
'''David:''' Well, Reynolds was an up-and-coming hot commodity when this came out, wasn’t he? Oh wait, wasn’t his only major role at this point ''Film/VanWilder''?\\
'''Chris:''' That depends. Do you consider his role in one episode of ''[[Series/TheXFiles X-Files]]'' to be major?\\
'''David:''' …no. But ''Van Wilder'' was really funny! [[YoungerAndHipper When I was in college!]]\\
'''Chris:''' Then no.
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-blade-trinity-2004-part-one/ on]] ''Film/BladeTrinity''

->It's like if you're playin' ''VideoGame/StreetFighterII'' -- or watchin' an anime of ''Street Fighter II'': As opposed to [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar M.Bison]] gettin' killed (or '[[JokerImmunity defeated]]', we should say) at the hands of Ryu or Ken, it's like, fuckin'...[[EthnicScrappy T.Hawk]], is the guy that lands the final blow and brings down the empire.
-->--'''[[{{Website/Botchamania}} Maffew]]''' on Wrestling/RomanReigns, ''WebVideo/OSWReview'' Ep. 49

->[Abe] Vigoda always seemed to be a part of ''Series/BarneyMiller'' but in fact his character retired from the force at the beginning of season four, though he continued play Fish on ''Fish'', a not-bad spin-off...In one of the great, possibly apocryphal examples of showbiz chutzpah, at the peak of Vigoda's popularity as Fish, his manager reportedly demanded the name of the show be changed to ''[[BillingDisplacement Fish & Barney.]]'' Not even ''Barney & Fish.''

-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], ''WebVideo/HistoryOfPowerRangers''

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->Those guys ''always'' get all the attention!
-->--'''[[Disney/TheLionKing Simba]]''' after hearing WesternAnimation/TimonAndPumbaa are tonight's featured performers at the WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse

->'''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''': Stay on topic, bub! [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine This movie's]] about ''me''!\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]''': Weren't ''all'' the X-Men movies about you? They sure as hell weren't about Creator/HalleBerry. At least she doesn't think so.
-->--''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC: Wolverine and Watchmen (Rorschach)''

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->Think about that: you're the first woman [[TheCaptain Captain]] of any science fiction event -- in ''anything'', really -- of substance. And everything's coasting along fine. Year one, year two, year three. End of year three, you let go of one actor and you hire another. The new actress, Jeri Ryan, comes in, playing Seven of Nine. And all of a sudden the T&A element comes in... And so she was pissed. She ''stayed'' pissed for Season Four, Five, Six, ''and'' Seven.
-->--'''Garrett Wang''' [[http://www.geekson.com/audio/geekson111406.mp3 on]] ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

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->Seven of Nine learns the art of WWF and takes on [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock!]] No I’m [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs not blissed out on drugs!]] I thought Chakotay was [[BoxingLesson an aggressive fighter]] in his spare time? For this episode to have made sense shouldn’t it have been about him or didn’t he look as hot in a leotard?
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Tsunkatse"

->The funny thing, if you want to call it that, is that this is wholly consistent with [Eric] Saward’s apparent intentions. He saw the Daleks as [[BadassDecay no longer interesting]], and he genuinely believed the worlds the Doctor visited were more interesting than the Doctor himself. Yes, this is almost certainly a [[SelfFulfillingProphecy self-fulfilling prophecy]], but, well, prophecy fulfilled. The show is clearly not working even at the most basic level.
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/05/am-i-becoming-one-of-your-angels.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]''' on [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E6RevelationOfTheDaleks}} "Revelation of the Daleks"]]

->Ollie passively resembles his comic counterpart, but really, his character's purpose seemed to be [[CantCatchUp to outshine Clark]] at first and lead to the impression that Clark doesn't inspire the generation of heroes... He killed the Lex we originally knew and loved from this show. Clone Lex survives, but Ollie [[HypercompetentSidekick KILLED the original Lex]].
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-finale1 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}''

->''Film/SupermanIII'' is really ''The Wacky Adventures of Richard Pryor…oh and [[AndTheRest there’s some Superman as well.]]'' I don’t care what the original comic was, when you put Scott in the movie it should have been retitled ''Seann William Scott acts like a dumbass, and ChowYunFat is doing something too.''

->The major sin of 'Web of Life', much like its sister story 'Web of Death,' is the utterly ham-fisted way it tries to force readers into thinking mystery villain Kaine is an absolutely rockass new character who deserves his own ongoing monthly title. Actually, he was a pretty damn boring villain and gets worse once you know his secret backstory, but we’ll get into that later. For now, he’s just a generic [[CreatorsPet more-powerful-than-thou douchebag]] with vague motivations and [[FashionVictimVillain a hilariously terrible costume]], who exists to [[NinetiesAntiHero destroy all possible sense of joy and entertainment in a comic.]]"
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories...]] Just From ComicBook/TheCloneSaga"

->''"[[Series/{{Survivor}} Russell Hantz, Boston Rob]], and [[BigBrother Rachel Reily]] aren't as bad...the main reason I call them the 'Uholy Trinity' is because they take up ''80% of the screentime'' whenever they're on. And the more they're shown off by the editors, the more their eccentricities become less 'entertaining' and more 'downright '''obnoxious'''.'"''
-->--A post on "Survivor Sucks".

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->''"We have so many new characters out there they need to bring up, and in a hurry. Because if Wrestling/JohnCena gets injured, if Wrestling/RandyOrton gets injured, then they are in ''Such. Deep. Shit.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bPvUFq3ZbI#t=4500s on]] [[Wrestling/{{WWE}} Survivor Series 2014]]

->...And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to [[BackedByThePentagon endless processions of military hardware]] on hand so Creator/MichaelBay can [[GunPorn jack of his fetish for all things 'army']]"
-->-- '''MovieBob''' on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''

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->Think about that: you're the first woman [[TheCaptain Captain]] of any science fiction event--in ''anything'', really--of substance. And everything's coasting along fine. Year one, year two, year three. End of year three, you let go of one actor and you hire another. The new actress, Jeri Ryan, comes in, playing Seven of Nine. And all of a sudden the T&A element comes in..And so she was pissed. She ''stayed'' pissed for Season Four, Five Six, ''and'' Seven.