Quotes / Something Only They Would Say

The Man In Black/Dread Pirate Roberts/ Westley: *whilst rolling down hill* Assss yoooouuuuu wiiissshhhhh....
Buttercup: *having pushed him* Oh my sweet Westley!

Princess Cadance: No! Wait! Ugh! Please! Don't hurt me! Twilight, it's me! Please, you have to believe me. I've been imprisoned like you. The Cadance who brought you down here was an imposter.
Twilight Sparkle: Likely story!
Princess Cadance: Sunshine, sunshine/Ladybugs awake/Clap your hooves...
Both: ...and do a little shake.
Twilight Sparkle: You remember me!
Princess Cadance: Of course I do. How could I forget the filly I love to sit for the most?
My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2

Tell her she can kiss my
Ass, then laugh and say that you were
Only kidding; that way she'll know that
It's really, really, really, really me, me.
R.E.M., The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite

Bido: You... how dare you imitate Mr. Greed!
Greed: Excuse me? I'm no imitation. My name is Greed.
Bido: The Avaricious?
Greed: You got it. I want everything you could possibly think of. I want money and power and women. Sex, status, glory-
Bido: You "demand the finer things in life!"... You can't... how could you be... it has to be. You are Mr. Greed!

Goblin King: Aaand here he is at last! The hero of our little drama. Just in time for the thrilling climax! But wait— a twist! The "hero" isn't one at all. In fact, he never was. Really, Otto, you're just embarrassing yourself with this charade. Granted, you were never on my level, but being a bad guy suited you. Saving that little lady is your last remaining achievement as Spider-Man. When it all goes boom, you'll have nothing left! Hahahaha!
Amazing Spider-Man: Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man-purse.
Goblin King: ...It's you.
Amazing Spider-Man: The one and only.