Quotes / Shirtless Scene

"When you speak of this — and I know you will — could I be shirtless? I think it would be more impressive if I was shirtless."
Dr. Cox, Scrubs

"Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!"
Danny, The Tourettes Guy

Crow: He has a severe allergy to shirts!
Mike: I'm not shirtless enough, I'm gonna take off my skin.
Tom: This is serial shirtlessness!

"Also, James has no shirt. This is important. I mean, just for life in general."

"Ahh, Mr. Soderbergh. Today's scene I think it'd be a good opportunity for me to take my shirt off."
Matt Damon lampshading Matthew Mc Conaughey's serial shirtlessness.

"I'll get your arrow, prettyboy. And I'll do it with my shirt on."
Yao, Mulan

"Doesn't he own a shirt?"
Edward Cullen on Jacob

"Please, all men with hot bodies, burn your shirts. Thanks."
Rebecca Rose

"Kirk is a manwhore whose shirt has an aversion to its intended purpose."

I have watched this video about three times now. I don't know what happened in it, all I know is that Evan has been shirtless for damn near 9 minutes.
— Youtube comment on Everyman HYBRID, "Outside Help"

Liara: You were dead!
Shepard: I came back.
Liara: Yes, you came back! And now you're more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off!
Mass Effect 2, "Lair of the Shadow Broker" (no, they're not talking about that Jacob)

"I have to admit, I'm glad it worked out this way. I was going to bleed Andrew, but you look better with your shirt off."
The First Evil to Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

You'll take my heart if I take off my shirt
Ben Lee, "Shirtless"

My favorite way to see a guy is in a faded pair of Levis - the straight leg ones with no shirt and no shoes. With wet hair. That is my ultimate fantasy look. I love it. It's hot.
Lynne Austin, Miss July 1986, Playboy

"They've shortened their breath, burned their skin, and somehow lost their shirts; I'd consider this a successful match."
Koto, from Yu Yu Hakusho.

"I grew up in a time when morality held sway, thank you wry much. Back then, on hot day like yesterday, a girl wouldn't need to watch these dirty things on television in order to be exposed — IN A HEALTHY RELIGIOUS WAY — to members of the opposite sex. All she had to do was go outside and there they were in all their shirtless wonder."

"I can still picture it: lithe, muscular boys in their late teens frolicking in the majesty of their budding manhood; perspiration highlighting their well-toned pecs; their sweat-soaked shirts accenting their tight, beautiful asses and vibrant genitalia."

Steve Uyehara Were there no shirts around? What's going on with that?
Ramsey Wharton Who needs shirts?

"Whoa, look over here
We got a cute little ol' runner to the right
Blue shorts, no shirt
Whoo! Youre lookin' good darlin'
s right, stay in shape"''
K.T. Oslin, "Younger Men"

"I thoroughly enjoy seeing a beautifully proportioned nude male. So did Michelangelo and Rodin. But if the male is blubbery, he should keep his beer barrel to himself and not be a portly polluter."
June Lockhart

"I think male nudity is wonderful."
Sandra Dee

Oswin: Pop your shirt off, quick as you like.
Rory: Why?
Oswin: Does there have to be a reason?
Doctor Who, "Asylum of the Daleks"

Danny Noonan: Guess I'm a little overdressed.
Lacey Underall: Depends on what's underneath.

Krillin: (to Vegeta) Why did you take off your shirt?

Off with his shirt!
'Till the dawn
Dig that lush pectoral lawn
Drink in those lats and traps and delts
And after that who knows what else?
So save some room boys for dessert
Oh, off with his shirt!

Kris: Hi. Listen I'm a singer and I was wondering if...
Jade Allen: Sorry honey, no girl singers.
Bob Sorenson: Will you listen to her? We really need the work.
Jade: You're her accompanist?
Bob: Yeah. Sort of.
Jade: Oh, I might have a spot for you. What's your name?
Bob: Bob Sorenson.
Jade: Sounds nice. Has a certain ring to it. Take your shirt off.
Bob: Take my shirt off?
Jade: Yeah. I want to see the merchandise.
Charlie's Angels, "Toni's Boys"

"To me the coolest thing about having a boyfriend is that you can just stare at his naked body and not have to look away out of politeness. I find the male form so fascinating."
Dana Delany

Annie: You're gonna change your shirt?
Jeff: Not if it's working!
Annie: ...it's not working.
[Jeff takes off his shirt right in front of her]
Random girl: I'll have what she's having.
Annie: Hey, grow up, lady!
Britta: [walking up] Annie!
Annie: His shirt wasn't working!

"Don't you have a cowl, or something you could put on?"
Rey to Kylo Ren, Star Wars: The Last Jedi