"When you speak of this -- and I know you will — could I be shirtless? I think it would be more impressive if I was shirtless."
— Dr. Cox, Scrubs
"Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!"
— Danny, The Tourettes Guy
Crow: He has a severe allergy to shirts!
Mike: I'm not shirtless enough, I'm gonna take off my skin.
"Also, James has no shirt. This is important. I mean, just for life in general."
"Ahh, Mr. Soderbergh. Today's scene I think it'd be a good opportunity for me to take my shirt off."
— Matt Damon lampshading Matthew Mc Conaughey's serial shirtlessness.
"I'll get your arrow, prettyboy. And I'll do it with my shirt on."
— Yao, Mulan
"Please, all men with hot bodies, burn your shirts. Thanks."
— Rebecca Rose
"Kirk is a manwhore whose shirt has an aversion to its intended purpose."
I have watched this video about three times now. I don't know what happened in it, all I know is that Evan has been shirtless for damn near 9 minutes.
I REGRET NOTHING
— Youtube comment on Everyman HYBRID, "Outside Help"
Liara: You were dead!
Shepard: I came back.
Liara: Yes, you came back! And now you're more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off!
''"I have to admit, I'm glad it worked out this way. I was going to bleed Andrew, but you look better with your shirt off.'"'
— The First Evil to Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
My shirtless scene is completely relevant to the storyline.