""What does it mean to be okay these days? I mean that in the sense of the world and in the sense of my life. There is no God. Before, it was a fucking hunch, now it's a fact. So I'm fine... Because the world makes a little more sense today."
"[Game Changers' crossover with Victorious] represents, pretty well, the late-stage NSU crossovers — Literally, this scene both disproves that this episode can be set in the NSU, proves that this episode must be set in the NSU, and proves that it can't be set in the NSU Metaverse because, logically, if this show was set in the metaverse, Christopher Kane would be driving the car. These are all just words on a page, they mean nothing, I'm wasting my life, and you're encouraging me."
At this point, I noticed that every character in this book who calls Jennette a nickname has a negative impact on her life. Because the Creator calls her "Netter", her mom calls her "Nette", Steven calls her "Jenny", and you call her "Sam"!
"Dan Schneider needs to go back to working in television like Drake Bell needs to go back to touring high schools around the country with his band."
"The point I was trying to make in showing you that truly unwatchable clip is that, that person, that socially unacceptable ball of grease... he managed to get more than a hundred thousand subscribers on his YouTube channel — the same channel he introduced in that terrible, terrible little clip... He somehow managed to go from a hundred and forty subscribers to a hundred and forty thousand subscribers in just under a year. Can you imagine that? If someone like that can manage to succeed on this website, to not only get popular enough, but good enough to continue making videos... If that person can do it, I don't think there's anything stopping any of you from doing it much better. Anyways, I'm gonna review the third Timmy Turner movie now, I hope everyone's alright with that."
