History Quotes / QuintonReviews

--> '''[[https://youtu.be/9BHYesHYiqM?si=W_EhIxJ7v4gx-r0K The Timmy Turner Movies (A Fairly Odd Saga)]]

->''"The point I was trying to make in showing you that truly unwatchable clip is that, that person, that [[IHatePastMe socially unacceptable ball of grease...]] he managed to get more than a hundred thousand subscribers on his YouTube channel -- the same channel he introduced in that terrible, terrible little clip... He somehow managed to go from a hundred and forty subscribers to a hundred and forty'' thousand ''subscribers in just under a year. Can you imagine that? If someone like that can manage to succeed on this website, to not only get popular enough, but'' good ''enough to continue making videos... If that person can do it, I don't think there's anything stopping any of you from doing it much better. Anyways, I'm gonna review [[Film/AFairlyOddSummern the third Timmy Turner movie]] now, I hope everyone's alright with that."''

->''"[[DontExplainTheJoke I'm not nearly as mad as I am pretending to be mad for comedic effect.]]"''

--> '''[[https://youtu.be/PFgHGnqUoao?si=cuHOa0tE8eMSpVDA We Don't Talk About Dan Schneider]]'''

-> ''""What does it mean to be okay these days? I mean that in the sense of the world and in the sense of my life. There is no God. Before, it was a fucking hunch, now it's a fact. So I'm fine... Because the world makes a little more sense today."''

-> ''"[Game Changers' crossover with Victorious] represents, pretty well, the late-stage NSU crossovers -- Literally, this scene both disproves that this episode can be set in the NSU, proves that this episode must be set in the NSU, and proves that it can't be set in the NSU Metaverse because, logically, if this show was set in the metaverse, Christopher Kane would be driving the car. These are all just words on a page, they mean nothing, I'm wasting my life, and you're encouraging me."''

''"[Game Changers' crossover with Victorious] represents, pretty well, the late-stage NSU crossovers -- Literally, this scene both disproves that this episode can be set in the NSU, proves that this episode must be set in the NSU, and proves that it can't be set in the NSU Metaverse because, logically, if this show was set in the metaverse, Christopher Kane would be driving the car. These are all just words on a page, they mean nothing, I'm wasting my life, and you're encouraging me."''

--> '''The Collapse of Sam & Cat'''

--> '''We Don't Talk About Dan Schneider'''

-> ''At this point, I noticed that every character in [[Sandbox/ImGladMyMomDied this book]] who calls {{Creator/Jennette|McCurdy}} a nickname has a negative impact on her life. Because the Creator calls her "Netter", her mom calls her "Nette", Steven calls her "Jenny", and'' [[TakeThatAudience you]] ''call her "Sam"!''

-> ''"Creator/DanSchneider needs to go back to working in television like Creator/DrakeBell needs to go back to tourning high schools around the country with his band."''

-> ''At this point, I notice that every character in [[Sandbox/ImGladMyMomDied this book]] who calls {{Creator/Jennette|McCurdy}} a nickname has a negative impact on her life? Because the Creator calls her "Netter", her mom calls her "Nette", Steven calls her "Jenny", and'' [[TakeThatAudience you]] ''call her "Sam"!''

-> ''At this point, I notice that every character in [[Sandbox/ImGladMyMomDied this book]] who calls {{Creator/Jeanette|McCurdy}} a nickname has a negative impact on her life? Because the Creator calls her "Netter", her mom calls her "Nette", Steven calls her "Jenny", and'' [[TakeThatAudience you]] ''call her "Sam"!''

-> ''"What all of these stories certainly represent is that all of this matches very closely with that classic Nickelodeon standard of 'Move fast, break things, and apologize twenty years later'."''

--> ''We Don't Talk About Dan Schneider''

-> ''"What all of these stories certainly represent is that all of this matches very closely with that classic Nickelodeon standard of 'Move fast, break things, and apologize twenty years later'."