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Quotes: Protection from Editors
Rikk (impersonating Anakin): "I don't like sand, heh-heh. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets heh-heh evvverywhere. Here everything is soft and smooth, wink wink, nudge nudge, knowhuddimean, knowhuddimean?"
Rumy: Lucas makes me afraid. He's what happens when artists stop seeking criticism. Promise me you'll tell me when my own work is bad?
— T. Campbell's Fans!, on "Star Wars Episode II"

3) When I'm Famous, I Won't Have to Deal with Editors
"This doesn't happen often. If you are lucky, it will never happen to you."

"No one edits. I edit. I refuse to be edited."
Harold Bloom

"This is my Metal Gear, and I can destroy it if I want to."

"Totalitarian? The BBC? Seriously? The other day I had to BEG a meeting with [BBC1 controller] Jay Hunt, just so I could explain what we're spending all her money on in Doctor Who. She said it all sounded very nice and sent me off to play.

That's more than creative freedom, that's being turned loose in the wild. Frankly, I'm scared and want someone to tell me what to do. I might even have an epiphany."

"It's my job to find potential in things that might not on the surface seem to have any, and it is their job to be skeptical and question all ideas to make sure they measure up."

"I have a very good track record when it comes to Magic design. I have designed numerous very popular sets. I have designed a lot of successful cards and mechanics. I have probably been responsible for more innovations in Magic design than any other designer in history. You know one of the worst things R&D could probably doójust let me do whatever I want."

"Before the public sees any syndicated cartoons, they're first screened by an editor or two for potential problems. And editors, I'm convinced, have saved my career many times by their decisions not to publish certain cartoons."

"Speaking as a freelancer, some of us have really boneheaded ideas that need to be challenged and changed. One writer, for instance, wanted there to be 3,000 Solars, 3,000 Lunars, 1,000 Sidereals and over a million [Dragon-Blooded], all destroyed in the Three Spheres Cataclysm at the end of the Primordial War. The remaining Celestials in Creation wandered around acting like, quote, "Billy Badass," oblivious to the fact that they'd be paste next to the Primordials."

"He needed to be reminded that the name of the game is
Exalted, not You're a Useless Bitch Next to the Yozis''."
Neall Raemonn Price

"I discovered that editing is really another word for someone ruthlessly tearing apart your work with a big smile, all the while telling you that it will make the book so much better. And it did, though it felt like splinters of hot bamboo being driven into my tender eyeballs."
Christopher Paolini, on the editing of Eragon

"It's telling that when a filmmaker succeeds in running his own studio, it's because he's learned to let his inner businessman veto his inner artiste. Coppola ran Zoetrope with his heart. It nearly destroyed him. Steven Spielberg runs DreamWorks with his brain, a decision that leads to much healthier returns on investment."

"Bob just thought the Antichrist was trying to destroy his art. They were well-meaning people who wanted him to get what he deserved, which was a big commercial hit. But when it came down to the art or the money, he was with the art."
Robert Dornhelm, on Robert Altman's insistence on editing his own films

Matt Stone: You need people in your life, as somebody who does comedy—and even Star Wars. You need someone to say "No, that's not very good", someone who's gonna be honest with you. And probably George Lucas was in a big room of liars, with everyone sitting there, going "This is great, George!"
Trey Parker: Cause there's no way that anyone with half a brain could have read that script and thought it was good. Any one of them, I mean, they're awful.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone on George Lucas retroactively editing the Star Wars trilogy.

"At the screening of the movie for the first time, everyone in attendance looks just as baffled at the clusterfuck as we were. George admits to throwing too much out there; the editor then attempts to explain pacing, and why four scenes with totally different emotional tones don't work well together—but he kinda realizes he's wasting his time, so he stops; Rick McCallum is frozen in utter shock at how horrible the movie was. Internally he regrets not challenging Lucas on some of the things he was worried about... Later on, after everyone started drinking, Lucas attempts to explain his newly-minted bowel movement as 'bold', and 'extreme!', uhh, 'stylistic'!"

"Surround yourself with people whoíre too afraid to question you, spend a few years having smoke piped up your ricker by studios whoíll let you get away with whatever you want, and believe in all of the magazine covers and hype about being ĎThe New Spielberg,í and the twentieth draft never comes. The second or third draft; thatís good enough. 'Monkey in a human suit, Iíve nailed it! M. Night does it again, yeah boiii!' And those terrible reviews and negative critics, well, itís all persecution. 'Oh, they hate my movies because my nameís on them.'"

"Hereís the deal: This is a pretty good Tim Burton movie. Itís an awful Batman movie. It misunderstands basically every aspect of the character. Itís the product of, quite possibly, the most Hollywood-eccentric creative team of all time: Jon Peters, Tim Burton and PRINCE...I imagine this was largely because Tim Burton ended every conversation with 'F*** you, Iím Tim F***ing Burton and I can do whatever I want.'"
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Batman

I would still like to see Jennifer Lynch direct a movie without that terrible screenwriter she always drags along also coincidentially named Jennifer Lynch.
Miles Antwiler on Surveillance (2008)

"I get the feeling that Vince Mcmahon should be eternally grateful to Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff, because it was their dumbfuckery which made the Monday Night War at all significant. If they just stood by and did nothing and just let Vince Mcmahon run his own show, it would be Hulk Hogan for Wrestlmania XVI main eventing against whoever, and nothing would change. You'd still have the same old people doing the same old schtick, and no one getting elevated."

"[A]fter American Gods, Gaimanís career kind of loses momentum, consisting mainly of things that feel safe and like what one would expect from Gaiman. Itís not that Gaiman is writing bad stuff in any meaningful sense, but it felt in many ways like he had become a predictable writer who was going to turn out subtle variations of the same basic thing. Eventually, for a variety of reasons, this changed and he entered a new and largely more interesting phase of his career, and while The Doctorís Wife canít reasonably be said to be singlehandedly responsible for that, it is nevertheless a significant transitional moment.

Much of this, one suspects, comes down to the fact that Neil Gaiman found himself with something heíd not really had to deal with since
American Gods: someone who could edit him with real authority. This doesnít happen to major writers late in their careers very often, but in this case Gaiman is working under someone who is every bit as good a writer as he is. Thereís a palpable sense of Gaiman having to up his game here and push himself, and it pays off with an episode thatís not just one of the absolute best Doctor Who stories of all time, but a high point of Gaimanís career."
Phil Sandifer on Doctor Who ("The Doctor's Wife")

"If you want to know what happens to a kid who never gets told 'No,' look at Seth MacFarlane's career. The resurrection of Family Guy was the worst thing to happen to his ego, because it was basically a way for him to tell himself 'Hey, I was right. All of the higher-ups who said the show was too weird, or that not enough people watched it, or that I was more obsessed with making obscure references than I was with telling stories and, occasionally, jokes — that was ALL HORSESHIT. I never should have doubted myself. And I never will again."''

"How this ever made it past the editors, I may never know."
Linkara, on the All-Star Batman & Robin comic series.

Yahtzee: I guess Peter Molyneux's problem is that he didn't really belong in a world with no parameters.
Gabriel: Yes, the classic problem: If you have loads of energy and infinite dreams, you need parameters.
Yahtzee: Parameters promote creativity, and with the parameters he was given in 2-D, he could make stuff like... Theme Park and Dungeon Keeper!
Gabriel: Populous!
Yahtzee: But when was given no parameters—or near as no parameters as you can get when gaming technology developed—he was making Fable; and suddenly his role in gaming, which was to make the most of what we had, was obsolete.

"Sometimes I think the Metal Gear franchise is like Jim Carrey in The Truman Show: Itís this loud wacky dipshit in dire need of an editor who lives in the little world of his own surrounded by people reassuring him that ďNo, MGS4 was totally a touching emotional character drama, especially when the funny man did the big poo in his pantsĒ. And every now and again someone tries to parachute in wearing a t-shirt saying "EVERYONE'S TAKING THE PISS" but get swiftly bundled out of sight by a dogwalker and a Sony executive."

"Hereís Yoji Shinkawa. Itís not widely known, but this is the guy pretty much responsible for making Metal Gear Solid so damn cool. His official title was Illustration Director, but this really doesnít do him justice at all... Kojima wanted a much older, hard-boiled, and 'dandy' Snake, but Shinkawa insisted on him being younger. Thatís why Snake is as agile, capable and strong as he is. If Kojima had his way, Solid Snake would have been over 40, slow, andÖ 'dandy'. I donít know if you know what dandy means, but it refers to being fashionable and concerned with appearances. Would he have been the kind of guy who checks himself out in the mirror and combs his hair after a fight? Maybe heíd say stuff like 'Watch the shoes, kid' or ďNow look, you got blood on my new suit'...In other words, we wouldnít have gotten the epic blend of Wolverine and James Bond that we know and love; we probably would just have ended up with Harrison Ford.

What else did Shinkawa do to make the game so cool? It turns out he single-handedly spared Otacon from being a fat, stereotypical dummy. He wasnít even supposed to be smart? Otacon has ended up being a major character in two more games since the first
Metal Gear Solid! Can you imagine a fat, stupid Otacon eating a chocolate bar becoming so popular? ... when you really think about the amount of impact that Shinkawa had on the most popular aspects of the game, it makes you wonder whether it could have been half the success it was if Kojima had been left unchallenged."
Terry Wolf, "The Selfish Meme"

"I have great respect for the setting Gene Roddenberry created, but like so many in Hollywood, Roddenberry himself was an ego case with a lot of good ideas, a lot of really stupid ideas, and some difficulty telling which was which."
— a commenter on the forums for Star Trek Online

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