"The average human body holds approximately 1.5 gallons of blood. Unless you're someone in the film 'Daybreakers.' Then you're carrying closer to 47 gallons, 46 of which will end up splattered on a wall."
— Review in The San Francisco Chronicle
"There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles
Blood in the streets, it's up to my knees"
Blood in the streets, it's up to my knees"
— The Doors, "Peace Frog
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""Blood on the rocks
Blood in the gutter
Every last drop
If you want blood, you got it!"
Blood in the gutter
Every last drop
If you want blood, you got it!"
— 'AC/DC', "If You Want Blood (You've Got It)"
Slowbeef: Could there have been more blood in the past 5 seconds of video?
Diabetus: I don't think so.
Slowbeef: Okay, just makin' sure.
Diabetus: But I wish there could be.
"Either he'd died of massive blood loss, or someone had spilled an awful lot of red wine."
AG: Whew........
AG: I'm losing a lot of 8lood here.
AG: Good thing I seem to have a ton of the stuff.
— Vriska Serket, Homestuck, [A6I2] ==>
There is blood on the floor. Blood on the walls. Blood on HIM, oh, God, there is more blood outside Karkat than you knew he had inside him.
Narration in Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood
Tom Paris is now dead! And I don't know what Paris ate back in his living days, but it seems to have been, like, red and water? His body behaves like it's this high-pressure container for blood and now that you've put a hole into it, blood is spraying EVERYWHERE. It's on the walls. It's on the ceilings. You're coated in it, Juliet. Aw gross, some went in your mouth! Juliet! It's still going in! Close your mouth!!
Boomstick: "Brutal" doesn't even cut it! I mean, how much blood was that? You know, it had to be at least a Gallon.
— DEATH BATTLE!, "Sabrewulf vs. Jon Talbain"
"You know, there's bleeding, and then there's just plain showing off."
"The human body has four pints of blood. That is clearly nine."
— Noah, watching a cheesy horror movie, Total Drama Comeback Series
"And what if I just bleed and bleed and bleed, and the whole bathroom fills up with blood? And what if I'm just treading blood and then my mum opens the door and all the blood surges out of the room like a tidal wave and picks Mum up as well as me and we go sailing off down the street and Mum screams, 'What's happening?' and I'll say, 'I just peeled my Band-Aid off, that's all' and she'll say, 'What? You peeled your Band-Aid off? Do you think I'm made of Band-Aids? Do you think Band-Aids grow on trees? Do you think Band-Aids are handed out free on street corners?'"
— Andy, Andy Griffiths' Just Series, "Just Crazy", "Band-Aide"
"[gasp] THAT'S TOO MUCH BLOOD! THAT'S SO MUCH BLOOD! THAT IS SO MUCH BLOOD! THAT IS- (Beat) -STILL TOO MUCH BLOOD. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD! Goodbye! THIS IS AN IMPOSSIBLE AMOUNT OF BLOOD! THIS CAN'T BE! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
