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"Can I get, uh, the A combo, the B combo, C combo, um, a bowl of katsudon, the hamburg steak, some curry, some koshary, um, actually cancel the C combo, and add some fried rice and stir-fried liver and onions, hold the onions, some fried chicken, beef udon, hold the noodles, oh, and for the katsudon, could you hold the katsu and do double rice? And then some fried eggplant, then cancel the fried chicken, and some stir-fried vegetables, and then also some ramen and dandan noodles, and actually throw in that C combo again and add the D combo, and then the grilled fish meal and some Peking duck with fried rice and lettuce. And on second thought, make that katsudon heavy on the katsu! And I'm short on time, so make it snappy, please."
Film — Live-Action
"Hello, my name is Connie Muldoon. I'm hosting a family reunion and my oven has run amok! I think it's the heat actuator. Anyhoo, I'd like to order... *Speech increases the more she talks* Three Good Meals, four Junior Good Meals, a seventeen-piece order of your Good Chunks, and on two of the Junior Good Meals, I need to substitute the Good Cookies for Good Pies. Now don't fret if that's extra, I'll pony up the overage. And, uh, oh, on the regular Good Meals, I need two of the Good Burgers to have ketchup, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, but no onion, I've got an interview this afternoon. Let's see, that takes care of everyone but Uncle Leslie who doesn't eat meat but, of course, he does eat dairy, so I don't get it. Let's get Leslie a Good Chickwich with some Good Fries, and a Good Root Beer all to go. But I would like to have my beverage while I wait. Now, total me up!"
— Connie, Good Burger
Video Games
"I'd like a small pot of freshly boiling water and two Earl Grey teabags in a mug. Do not attempt to begin brewing the tea yourself, please. On a separate plate, I will require a strip of lemon peel — the full circumference of the lemon at the center, that is, no half-measures — and two cubes of raw sugar. That would be the light brown kind. Also one cookie, the driest you have."
— Grant, Best of Three
Cluckin' Bell waiter: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Hey, I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like his.
Sweet: Uh, let me get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Hey, I'll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like his.
Sweet: Uh, let me get a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
— Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, "Drive-Thru"
Aori: I wanna get a Mega-Whip-Choco-Chip-Double-Waffle from that one store near here.
Hotaru: How you can say that without messing up...
Hotaru: How you can say that without messing up...
— Splatoon (Japanese localization)
"Yo, I'll have a Venti Mocchiato Lapacatte and put some, uh, double shots of espresso cappucino in there..."
— JayMoji to a silent jellyfish barista NPC, "I Already Love Splatoon 3...
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" Web Animation
Blitzo: ...so, I'm gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want something iced bitch! Moxx?
Moxxie: I'll have a Neapolitan Cappuccino, more "cappu" than "ccino" - make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise — and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup, they always put "Foxy" or "Roxy" — I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a venti traditional misto - please use soy milk with two blonde shots, affogato and ristretto! I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after, then-
Agent One: ENOUGH! We aren't gettin' youse coffee!
Blitzo: Wow, I was gettin' massive douche chills just there, Moxx. Congrats!
Moxxie: I'll have a Neapolitan Cappuccino, more "cappu" than "ccino" - make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise — and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup, they always put "Foxy" or "Roxy" — I hate that. If you can't handle that, I'll have a venti traditional misto - please use soy milk with two blonde shots, affogato and ristretto! I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after, then-
Agent One: ENOUGH! We aren't gettin' youse coffee!
Blitzo: Wow, I was gettin' massive douche chills just there, Moxx. Congrats!
Western Animation
Roy: I'd like an alligator-cheese sandwich made with cheese from an alligator named Cynthia, I want it with lettuce grown in Northern Bolivia and picked on Memorial Day, I want it served on rye bread with exactly 71 caraway seeds per slice, and I want a pickle in the shape of Muncie, Indiana.
Orson: Very good. One #8!
Orson: Very good. One #8!
"I'll take a banana split. (cashier begins scooping) Uhp! One scoop vanilla. One scoop chocolate, one scoop strawberry. (cashier scoops again) Uhp! Put the strawberry in the middle! (cashier scoops one last time) And now hot fudge. Uhp! Only on the vanilla and chocolate! Put regular fudge on the strawberry. Now some whipped cream. (cashier begins spraying) Hey-Hey-Hey-He-ey, easy! Little more... Little more... Little more only on the vanilla! Kinda fill in that space right there. Stop! (cashier and sundae are both coated in whipped cream) Now some nuts! (cashier scoops nuts) Uhp. No nut dust. (cashier brushes away all the nuts) Now, this is the complicated part. No green sprinkles on the chocolate. Yes, green sprinkles on the strawberry. But both no red sprinkles. Except on the vanilla, which should receive exclusively red sprinkles! (cashier pours sprinkles indiscriminately)"
"Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! And if there's anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask!"
— Squidward Tentacles, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Bubble Buddy"
Miscellaneous
"I will take a Venti Non-Fat organic Chocolate brownie Frappuccino. Extra-Hot with foam and whipped-cream, upside-down, double-blended."
— The Grind
