->''"The average human body holds approximately 1.5 gallons of blood. Unless you're someone in the film 'Film/{{Daybreakers}}.' Then you're carrying closer to 47 gallons, 46 of which will end up [[{{Gorn}} splattered on a wall]]."''
-->-- Review in ''The San Francisco Chronicle''

->''"There's blood in the streets, it's up to my ankles\\
Blood in the streets, it's up to my knees"''
-->-- '''The Doors''', "[[http://home.att.net/~chuckayoub/Peace_Frog_lyrics.html Peace Frog]]"

->''"Blood on the rocks''\\
''Blood in the gutter''\\
''Every last drop''\\
''If you want blood, you got it!"''
-->-- ''''[[Music/{{AC DC}} AC/DC]]'''', "If You Want Blood (You've Got It)"

->'''Slowbeef:''' Could there have been more blood in the past 5 seconds of video?
->'''Diabetus:''' I don't think so.
->'''Slowbeef:''' Okay, just makin' sure.
->'''Diabetus:''' But I wish there could be.
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Slowbeef}}''''s [[http://bd.baldurk.org/2170#title Let's Play of]] [[VideoGame/DeadToRights Dead to Rights: Retribution]]

->''"Either he'd died of massive blood loss, or someone had spilled an awful lot of red wine."''
-->-- '''[[PrivateEyeMonologue Lewton]]''', ''VideoGame/DiscworldNoir''

->''"The human body contains over [[ExaggeratedTrope 12 gallons of blood]], [[RefugeInAudacity sometimes more]], [[YouFailBiologyForever under high pressure.]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://www.cs.utah.edu/~duongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htm The 100 Rules of Anime]]''': ''#18 [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Law of Hemoglobin Capacity.]]''

->AG: Whew........
->AG: I'm losing a lot of 8lood here.
->AG: [[LampshadeHanging Good thing I seem to have a ton of the stuff]].
-->-- '''Vriska Serket''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006668 [A6I2] ==>]]

->"[[http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/040307 For Christ's sake! Doesn't this room have a drain?!]]"
-->-- '''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'''