"I know you wanted us to have some film festival with all the characters, and you'd get to see little bits of everybody's movies, but I didn't do that. Because I hate you."
"Alright, but I'm not missing that gay wedding! I still kick myself for missing that topless cheerleader parade with the hundred-foot chocolate teddy-bear and the F-16s doing aerial acrobatics choreographed to the music of Queen. Oh, I remember that day..."
(Cut to Stewie sitting alone in the living room)
"Huh. Shoulda gone to that thing."
"That was the craziest episode we ever had!"
Rakan: And then, well...a whole buncha stuff happened after that. The war ended, and here we are now... and, uh... The End.
The girls: That's the end!? That's far too abridged, old man!
Rub Rabbits Leader: Phew, we barely made it out alive...
Geno: Yeah, those Dark Butt-cradle would've gotten us had it not been for those meddling kids!
Mario: That monkey with the coconut scared me...
Geno: with that one of a kind never to happen again over with, we have something we must do.
"Have you ever noticed how often the vampires do cool stuff when Bella isn't around?"
Artie: What happened?
Mell: Eh, after you got knocked out, me and Dr. Narbon had this awesome battle royal that'd be super hard to draw.
Sano: And my new special attack Magnetic Screw Choqa Zanbil didn't work at all.
Teammate: Yes, it was an amazing attack.
Subtitles: ((Please imagine the attack for yourselves))
"Too bad you didn't see Agent 300's revenge, cause it was awesome!"
(Hierophant Green and Silver Chariot are in the middle of fighting Lovers. Hierophant Green tosses a sharp emerald at Lovers.)
(Kakyoin and Polnareff are triumphant.)
Polnareff: Yep, we beat it good.
Joseph: Good job, you two. That sure was a lot of spinechilling back to back battles.
Chris: The only emotional investment I had in this was really, really wanting to see Clark get the crap kicked out of him by a bone monster, which, of course, Smallville completely failed to deliver.
David: Putting the entire final confrontation with the monster half basically off-screen was an amazingly douchebag move, even for this show.
"Sounds like the potential for awesome for me. Powerful Antichrist and his legions of minions killing people all over England and monks on a mission to kick ass for the Lord? Sign me up. Sadly, what is promised and what is delivered are two completely different things...I donít even think itís entertaining evil like Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate. (Sam) Neill is giving mass murder orders like he is in some corporate board room telling his subordinates he sent out an email about TPS reports. Who would have thought Armageddon would be run more like Office Space?"
"Well, when the radios went out, I decided to return to the refinery. But en route, I find I'M IN AN AMBUSH SITUATION! Must have been a couple dozen of these things! Well, I dropped the first wave with semi-auto fire, but they just kept coming! Sheer luck most of them were in front of the truck, so I just popped it into six-wheel and ran 'em down. The ones that got on board I handled with a combination of small-arms fire and hand-to-hand techniques. [pulls out two pistols] I am completely. Out. Of ammo. [Beat] That's never happened to me before."
—Burt Gummer, Tremors 2: Aftershocks
"This is a special news report. My God, that was very devastating. That city is just — it doesn't exist anymore. And my God, I wish you could've seen it. Odds are you wish you could've seen it too."