"I know you wanted us to have some film festival with all the characters, and you'd get to see little bits of everybody's movies, but I didn't do that. Because I hate you."

"Alright, but I'm not missing that gay wedding! I still kick myself for missing that topless cheerleader parade with the hundred-foot chocolate teddy-bear and the F-16s doing aerial acrobatics choreographed to the music of Queen. Oh, I remember that day..."

(Cut to Stewie sitting alone in the living room)

"Huh. Shoulda gone to that thing."

"That was the craziest episode we ever had!"

Rakan: And then, well...a whole buncha stuff happened after that. The war ended, and here we are now... and, uh... The End.

The girls: That's the end!? That's far too abridged, old man!

Rub Rabbits Leader: Phew, we barely made it out alive...

Geno: Yeah, those Dark Butt-cradle would've gotten us had it not been for those meddling kids!

Mario: That monkey with the coconut scared me...

Geno: with that one of a kind never to happen again over with, we have something we must do.

"Have you ever noticed how often the vampires do cool stuff when Bella isn't around?"

Narrator: And so our heroes defeat the muffin in an exciting battle, which we can't show you because it would be much too expensive for a cheap show like this.

Artie: What happened?

Mell: Eh, after you got knocked out, me and Dr. Narbon had this awesome battle royal that'd be super hard to draw.