And I thank you for those items that you sent me
The monkey and the plywood violin
I practiced every night, now I'm ready
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin
—Leonard Cohen, "First We Take Manhattan"
Ichigo: "I-Inoue? W-w-what are you doing here?"
Orihime: "Eh-heh-heh, just doing a little dinner shopping. I bought onions and butter and bananas and gelatin!"
Ichigo: (thinking) "What is she planning to make?"
"The stuff that was going on was pretty grafic and I don't want to make this fic M so all I'll say is that it was sexy and Takada was using mop but was naked (you'll have to figure out how for your self rofl!)"
<TheDarkOfKnight> When I was a senior in high school we had to make a video and had to have blood packs. The best blood packs are made from condoms.
<TheDarkOfKnight> We had the following on the checkout counter: 1 Box of Trojan Magnum condoms, 2 Bottles of Corn oil, 4 Bottles of red food color, two Super 8 video cassettes and one roll of duct tape.
<TheDarkOfKnight> I have never before gotten weirder looks.
"I should warn you before you begin that you will need a tire pump equipped with a basketball pumping needle, as well as an electric fan and a piece of old bed sheet. Now, if you are still with me we can begin."
Recipe for Peking Duck from The Frugal Gourmet by Jeff Smith
"647. Any answer to a question involving the words 'wizard', 'station wagon' and 'wood paneling' is no."
Teen boy to group of friends: So okay, all we need to take with us is some glue, feathers, some petrol, and a lighter.
Homer: We need to get the plant running, using only this. (dumps out the lost and found bin)
(The next morning, Homer is shouting orders to delivery trucks...)
Lard Lad Branch Manager: How did you do that?
"Have killed many people, many ways, guns, knives, drugs, tech attacks, once with farming equipment but never with medicine!"
Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2
Kenan: "Kel, grab a clown, a flagpole, and a submarine, and meet me in my room! Come on, Buffalo Bottoms!"
Kel: "Kenan, how am I gonna carry all of that stuff? Well, I guess I could put the clown and the flagpole inside the submarine, but it still SEEMS RATHER DIFFICULT! Aww, here it goes!"
I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street-level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez.
"Doll with bad haircut, bottle of wine, orange sunglasses, spray cleaner, pineapple, keyboard, balloon. I'm ready to make a music video."
[after watching a sexy movie] "I don't like getting you worked up like that. We can't actually do any of those things...You'd lose your soul and besides, I don't even own a kimono!"
—Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Enemies"
"...bring beef, tequila and condoms."
— From an official advisor's email to Sarah Palin
"I will save you! More spud loaf! A square neck!"
GG: its a long story that involves a pinata and a gun and a very naughty doggie
TG: i completely understand everything about that practically entirely
"'Dirt Mall' is also the name of a move I like to do with my LIFE PARTNER. It involves a Lego village, a stopwatch and a full box of Cracklin' Oat Bran."
— Regular Car Reviews, Suzuki Bandit 1250 review