Haiku / Noodle Implements

We're going to need:
Chainsaw; bubble bath; glow sticks.
Oh. And Cthulhu.
Freezair For A Limited Time (Written for Scribblenauts, but oh-so-applicable here.)

I need a forklift,
Paper planes, a steel drum and
Twelve live piranhas.

Here's what I'd do with
Some knives, jump shoes, a jetpack,
Also a barrel.

A random list of
condoms, fruit, and animals
Imagine their use

Observe in awe
The awesome things I can
Do with a nylon sock.

I have catapults,
bike horns and ninja squirrels.
Guess what I'll do next.
—Miss Desperado