->''And I thank you for those items that you sent me\\
The monkey and the plywood violin\\
I practiced every night, now I'm ready\\
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin''
-->--'''Music/LeonardCohen''', "First We Take Manhattan"

->'''Ichigo''': "I-Inoue? W-w-what are you doing here?"\\
'''Orihime''': "Eh-heh-heh, just doing a little dinner shopping. I bought onions and butter and bananas and gelatin!"\\
'''Ichigo''': (thinking) "What is she planning to make?"
-->-- ''Bleach''

->"The stuff that was going on was pretty grafic and I don't want to make this fic M so all I'll say is that it was sexy and Takada was using mop but was naked (you'll have to figure out how for your self rofl!)"

-><[=TheDarkOfKnight=]> When I was a senior in high school we had to make a video and had to have blood packs. The best blood packs are made from condoms.
-><[=TheDarkOfKnight=]> We had the following on the checkout counter: 1 Box of Trojan Magnum condoms, 2 Bottles of Corn oil, 4 Bottles of red food color, two Super 8 video cassettes and one roll of duct tape.
-><[=TheDarkOfKnight=]> I have never before gotten weirder looks.

->"I should warn you before you begin that you will need a tire pump equipped with a basketball pumping needle, as well as an electric fan and a piece of old bed sheet. Now, if you are still with me we can begin."
-->Recipe for Peking Duck from ''The Frugal Gourmet'' by Jeff Smith

->"647. Any answer to a question involving the words 'wizard', 'station wagon' and 'wood paneling' is no."
--> ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

-> Teen boy to group of friends: So okay, all we need to take with us is some glue, feathers, some petrol, and a lighter.
-> Friend: Cool.
--> [[http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/places/australia Overheard Everywhere]]

->'''Homer:''' ''We need to get the plant running, using only this.'' (dumps out the lost and found bin)
->([[TimeSkip The next morning]], Homer is shouting orders to delivery trucks...)
->'''Lard Lad Branch Manager:''' ''How did you ''do'' that?''
->'''Homer:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging It doesn't matter, only that it worked.]]''
-->--TheSimpsons comic book, ''Dollars to Donuts.''

->"Have killed many people, many ways, guns, knives, drugs, tech attacks, once with farming equipment but [[DeadlyDoctor never with medicine!]]"
-->'''Mordin Solus''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

-> '''Kenan''': "Kel, grab a clown, a flagpole, and a submarine, and meet me in my room! Come on, Buffalo Bottoms!"
-> '''Kel''': "Kenan, how am I gonna carry all of that stuff? Well, I guess I could put the clown and the flagpole inside the submarine, but it still SEEMS RATHER DIFFICULT! Aww, here it goes!"
--> '''Series/KenanAndKel'''

->''I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street-level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez.''
-->--'''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E1TheImpossibleAstronaut "The Impossible Astronaut"]] [[note]]Of course, when you think about it, only the coffee is really strange, since the Doctor is a tea man.[[/note]]

->"Doll with bad haircut, bottle of wine, orange sunglasses, spray cleaner, pineapple, keyboard, balloon. I'm ready to make a music video."
-->'''[[SongsToWearPantsTo Andrew Huang]]'''

->[''after watching a sexy movie''] "I don't like getting you worked up like that. We can't actually do any of those things...You'd lose your soul and besides, I don't even own a kimono!"
--> --'''Buffy''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Enemies"

->"...bring beef, tequila and condoms."
-->-- From an official advisor's email to SarahPalin
-->-- [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wasn't Palin in favor of abstinence-only sex ed?]]

->"I will save you! More spud loaf! A square neck!"
-->-- From a {{Mondegreen}} of a reversed song from ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'', seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI-xJq91Kgw here]].

->GG: its a long story that involves a pinata and a gun and a very naughty doggie
->TG: i completely understand everything about that practically entirely
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->"'Dirt Mall' is also the name of a ''[[EvilSoundsDeep move I like to do]] with my LIFE PARTNER. It involves a Lego village, a stopwatch and a full box of '''Cracklin' Oat Bran.'''"''
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/RegularCarReviews Regular Car Reviews]]'', Suzuki Bandit 1250 review

->"[...]then again, she does owe us because we never did tell anyone about what she had to do with that one time with the crossbow, Ma's wheelchair, 200 gallons of jet-pack fuel, a jet pack, the gas station, a radio playing "Equinox" by Skrillex, and how the remedial school got obliterated, again."
-->-- '''Ryuuko Kiryuuin''', ''[[Fanfic/KillLaKillAU Breaking and Entering]]'', also mentioning a NoodleIncident.

->"My LimitBreak involves a moose, the demon Baphomet, and a Kuiper Belt object. It takes four hours, and you can't skip any of the cutscenes."
-->-- '''Pintsize''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''

->After one particularly convoluted escapade involving the girls' lavatory, 16 pickled invertebrates from the biology lab, several vials of hydrofluoric acid from the chemistry department, and [[DoomedNewClothes your English teacher's new suit]], the rest of the world had finally had enough. You were expelled from school, and your exasperated parents made arrangements with a noted military academy.
-->--'''[[ThePrankster Gross Childe]],''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Nosferatu''

->Certain Tzimisce actually eschew supernatural [[ColdBloodedTorture means of torture]], considering such practices effete; the Sabbat priest Stefan Kostas still speaks with great pride of how he [[TortureAlwaysWorks extracted vital military information]] from a Gangrel Archon, using nothing but a 50c disposable razor blade, three needles, a pack of Holiday Inn matches, a rubber tube, and a gallon of Clorox.
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Tzimisce''