Quotes: Momma's Boy

Nobody touches my mommy!

"I almost won the Royal Rumble? I don't live on almost and neither should you!"
"But Ma..."
"I don't wanna hear about the other 29 boys! I'm talking about you! I'm your momma! You're gonna be a champion! Even if I have to beat you down to make it happen!"

"There's a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother and say, "That's messed up."
Cameron, Modern Family

"The last person to dress me was my mother, and that was a year ago."
Albert (Lou Costello), In Society

"I dumped YOU because you're dragging around a 35-year-old umbilical cord!"
Lana Kane to Sterling Archer, Archer

Cosmo: I am not a mama's boy!
Mama Cosma: Yes you are!
Cosmo: Yes, mama.
The Fairly Oddparents, "Apartnership!"

Avance: ...To me, money is just a material concern. I'm more interested in fulfilling the duties assigned by my mother.
Scarbrand: Yes, I am ware of Catharsis. And...you are momma's boy?
(Avance just looks embarrassed.)
Avance: Yes... I'm a momma's boy. I'm proud of it, though.