Nobody touches my mommy!
—Tohru, Jackie Chan Adventures
"I almost won the Royal Rumble? I don't live on almost and neither should you!"
"I don't wanna hear about the other 29 boys! I'm talking about you! I'm your momma! You're gonna be a champion! Even if I have to beat you down to make it happen!"
"There's a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother and say, "That's messed up."
—Cameron, Modern Family
"I dumped YOU because you're dragging around a 35-year-old umbilical cord!"
—Lana Kane to Sterling Archer, Archer
Cosmo: I am not a mama's boy!
Mama Cosma: Yes you are!
Cosmo: Yes, mama.
—The Fairly Oddparents, "Apartnership!"