Quotes / Momma's Boy

Nobody touches my mommy!

"I almost won the Royal Rumble? I don't live on almost and neither should you!"
"But Ma..."
"I don't wanna hear about the other 29 boys! I'm talking about you! I'm your momma! You're gonna be a champion! Even if I have to beat you down to make it happen!"

"There's a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother and say, "That's messed up."
Cameron, Modern Family

"The last person to dress me was my mother, and that was a year ago."
Albert (Lou Costello), In Society

"I dumped YOU because you're dragging around a 35-year-old umbilical cord!"
Lana Kane, Archer

(to the tune of "Drunken Sailor") What do you do when your mom's unhappy?
Jerry left her feeling crappy
Sing her a shanty nice and snappy
Wash her in the bathtub
Wash, wash, wash your VJ
Scrub, scrub, scrub your VJ
Rinse, rinse, rinse your VJ
Next we'll do your tushy!
Wash, wash, wash your tushy
Scrub, scrub, scrub your tushy
Rinse, rinse, rinse your tushy
We just did your tushy!
Stan Smith, American Dad!

She say "Do you love me?", I tell her "Only partly"
I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry
Drake, "God's Plan"

Cosmo: I am not a mama's boy!
Mama Cosma: Yes you are!
Cosmo: Yes, mama.
The Fairly Oddparents, "Apartnership!"

Avance: ...To me, money is just a material concern. I'm more interested in fulfilling the duties assigned by my mother.
Scarbrand: Yes, I am ware of Catharsis. And...you are momma's boy?
(Avance just looks embarrassed.)
Avance: Yes... I'm a momma's boy. I'm proud of it, though.