->''Nobody touches my mommy!''
-->--'''Tohru''', ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''

->"I almost won the Royal Rumble? I don't live on almost and neither should you!"
->"But Ma..."
->"I don't wanna hear about the other 29 boys! I'm talking about you! I'm your momma! You're gonna be a champion! Even if I have to beat you down to make it happen!"
-->--''' ''[[http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/intercontinental/63620611 Shelton and his momma]]'' '''

->"There's a fish in nature that swims around with its babies in its mouth. That fish would look at Mitchell's relationship with his mother and say, "[[EveryoneHasStandards That's messed up]]."
-->--'''Cameron''', ''Series/ModernFamily''

->"The last person to dress me was my mother, and that was a year ago."
-->--'''Albert (Lou Costello)''', ''[[AbbottAndCostello In Society]]''

->"I dumped YOU because you're dragging around a 35-year-old umbilical cord!"
-->--'''Lana Kane''', ''{{Archer}}''

-> (to the tune of "Drunken Sailor") What do you do when your mom's unhappy?
->Jerry left her feeling crappy
->Sing her a shanty nice and snappy
->Wash her in the bathtub
->Wash, wash, wash your VJ
->Scrub, scrub, scrub your VJ
->Rinse, rinse, rinse your VJ
->Next we'll do your tushy!
->Wash, wash, wash your tushy
->Scrub, scrub, scrub your tushy
->Rinse, rinse, rinse your tushy
->We just did your tushy!
-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad''

->'''Cosmo:''' I am ''not'' a mama's boy!\\
'''Mama Cosma:''' Yes you are!\\
'''Cosmo:''' Yes, mama.
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents'', "Apartnership!"

->'''[[TabletopGame/YuGiOh Avance]]''': ...To me, money is just a material concern. I'm more interested in fulfilling the duties assigned by my mother.\\
'''Scarbrand''': [[AC:Yes, I am ware of Catharsis. And...you are momma's boy?]]\\
(Avance just looks embarrassed.)\\
'''Avance''': Yes... I'm a momma's boy. [[JokingMode I'm proud of it, though]].