Quotes / Mistaken for Racist

"No, no man. I-I mean like Indian food. Like-Like curry smells bad. Indian food!"

Sir Humphrey: (describing a mysterious new African president) All we know is that he's an enigma.
Hacker: Humphrey, I don't care for that word.

Malory Archer: Why? Because I don't want Sterling to end up with a woman like Lana Kane? My God, a black...ops field agent?!
Pam Poovey: Totally thought she was heading in a whoooooole other direction with that.

Liz: Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?
Steven: Liz, I wish it could be like that. And maybe someday our children or our children's children will hate each other like that, but it just doesn't work that way today.
Liz: So what you're saying is that any woman that doesn't like you is a racist.
Steven: No, no, no, no, no. Some women are gay.

Arthur Weasley: (Having just come back from reversing the effects of the jinxed candy Fred and George tricked Dudley into eating) [Dudley's tongue] was four feet long before his parents would let me shrink it!
(Harry and the Weasley kids roar with laughter)
Arthur Weasley: It isn't funny! That sort of behavior SERIOUSLY undermines wizard-Muggle relations! I spend half my life campaigning against the mistreatment of Muggles, and my own sons-
Fred Weasley: (Indignant) We didn't give it to him because he's a Muggle!
George Weasley: No, we gave it to him because he's a great bullying git!