->''"No, no man. I-I mean like Indian food. Like-Like curry smells bad. Indian food!"''
-->-- '''Puff''', ''[[WebVideo/EqualsThree Your Favorite Martian]]''

->'''Sir Humphrey:''' ''(describing a mysterious new African president)'' All we know is that he's an enigma.
->'''Hacker:''' Humphrey, I don't care for [[NWordPrivileges that word]].
-->--''Series/YesMinister''

->'''Malory Archer''': Why? Because I don't want Sterling to end up with a woman like Lana Kane? My God, a black...ops field agent?!\\
'''Pam Poovey''': Totally thought she was heading in a whoooooole other direction with that.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->'''Liz''': Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?\\
'''Steven''': Liz, I wish it could be like that. And maybe someday our children or our children's children will hate each other like that, but it just doesn't work that way today.\\
'''Liz''': So what you're saying is that any woman that doesn't like you is a racist.\\
'''Steven''': No, no, no, no, no. Some women are gay.
-->''Series/ThirtyRock''

->'''Arthur Weasley''': ''(Having just come back from reversing the effects of the jinxed candy Fred and George tricked [[FatBastard Dudley]] into eating) [Dudley's tongue] was four feet long before his parents would let me shrink it!''
->''(Harry and the Weasley kids roar with laughter)''
->'''Arthur Weasley''': ''It isn't funny! That sort of behavior SERIOUSLY undermines wizard-{{Muggle}} relations! I spend half my life campaigning against the mistreatment of Muggles, and my own sons-''
->'''Fred Weasley''': ''(Indignant) We didn't give it to him because he's a Muggle!''
->'''George Weasley''': ''No, we gave it to him because he's a [[{{Jerkass}} great bullying git]]!''
-->''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire''