The starmaker says it ain't so bad
The dreammaker's gonna make you mad
The spaceman says everybody look down
It's all in your mind
— The Killers "Spaceman"
Wearing a raincoat is flying around in a yellow rubber airplane
Made out of a raincoat, yes
But when you think of that, you hurt your mind
And you'll need your mind for later on
Ringo: Hey, that's my car!
George: How do you know it's your car?
Ringo: Well, I'd know it anywhere.
George: What does it look like?
Ringo: It's red with yellow wheels...
*George drives by in a blue car with orange wheels*
Ringo: I mean, blue with orange wheels...
*George drives by again in a yellow car with red wheels*
It's all in the mind.
Give a kiss
On the wrist
Of the worm-like tips of
Tentacles expanding in my mind
Accepting only fresh brine
You can get another drop of this
"A mental mindfuck can be nice."
Space Ghost: Now, woodpile, did you or did you not masqueraded as eels and shocked Zorak with that wrench? Answer me! Now, what about these beans?
Moltar: Those must've fallen out of my hair.
Space Ghost: ...
Well, you're just making all this s***
up! ... Oh, what? You're the only one that gets to make s***
"I have a theory that I've blundered across the best definition of a Paul Magrs novel (although this one is co-Jeremy Hoad). It's when you get to the end of the book and hear yourself cry — 'So what's with the mermaid, then?'"
"So, you have come this far and
still you understand
— Ansem, Seeker of Darkness
, Kingdom Hearts
. Actually Xehanort's Heartless. Actually amnesiac fusion of Master Xehanort and Terra.
Alan Wake: "That's the sanest thing I've heard in a while."
"How do you compress... time? I'm getting dizzy..."
is no final conclusion to The Prisoner. We were fortunate enough to do something as audacious as that, because people do want the words 'The End' put up there."
"When did this game go from a game called "Monster Party" to a game where I fight shrimp and onion rings?! WHY?! And what th... Why is there a space station IN THE BACKROUND?!!!"
"Holy shit, Disney! You've inserted your giant magical cock into my ear and FUCKED MY MIND!"
The below statement is false.
The above statement is true.
Mario: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.
Luigi: What instruction book?
Mario: If you need instructions on how to get the enclosed instruction book, check out the enclosed instruction book.
Mario: If you need instructions on how to get the instructions on how to get the enclosed instruction book, check out the instructions on how to get the enclosed instruction book.
*Luigi's brain fizzles out*
The first time I reached this boss, I instantly lost all my lives cause I had no idea wtf was going on. I fainted afterwards.
Further down this page: the land of analogies of truly hallucinogenic incomprehensibility. So far I've got one person comparing taxation to three contractors painting a house, and another to Megan Fox having sex with everyone in the world, and I'm honestly not even sure which side they're trying to argue on.
"I've had acid trips more consistent than this."
John Mirra: Hello?
Voice on phone: John Mirra?
John Mirra: This is he.
Voice on phone
: This is John Mirra. Welcome to the next level.
Just to make sure we're all on the same page here, what we're looking at is a giraffe with a string of pearls resting atop an air helmet, hiding in a treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, talking to a fox in a frog suit. Just... just... we just gotta accept it.
Okay, if I'm interpreting this correctly (which I highly doubt) then, taken at face value, with as little induction as possible, the main character is a she-male and/or transgender and/or imaginary friend with benefits who is also a time-traveler and/or dimension shifter and/or a necrophiliac and/or a polygamist and/or a lesbian and possibly the last of his/her/its kind. To be honest, I'm not sure if he/she/it/they is/are human. Trippy.
I have no idea what's going on!
On the story end of things, I can't put this thing down. It's throwing so many curve balls that it resembles a batting cage in a hurricane. To sum it up so far, I might
be a robot who can see the future. On the moon. Maybe.
...And after seeing it, I can safely say that no film or series, anime or otherwise, has left me so confused as to what to feel. I have... absolutely no idea how to feel about this. I don't know if I love it, hate it or even if I think it's good or bad. I just have no idea.
To make matters worse, she claims the universe Is expanding like a balloon. But baby, if it's meant to be infinite Then where is it expanding to?!