Quotes / Loony Fan

"And when we meet I'll be complete.
I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet,
confess my love and buy you flowers.
And eat your heart and absorb your powers"
Lemon Demon, "Bill Watterson"

Syndrome: You know, I went through quite a few supers to make it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure, it was difficult, but you are worth it! I mean, after all... I am your biggest fan.
Mr. Incredible: ...Buddy?
Syndrome: My name is not Buddy! And it's not Incrediboy, either. That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help, and what do you say to me?

Trish Stratus: Mickie James, why do I know that name, Mickie James?
Mickie James: Huh? Yeah, I'm like your biggest fan! I mean I've written you like a zillion times, I know you don't have time to write me back it's okay. You're very busy, I mean you're the women's champion, I mean you know but it's super nice to meet you I mean I idolize you! I love you Trish, like I want to be just like you!
Stratus: Okay?
James: Yeah!
WWE Raw, October 10, 2005.

I thought we were going to get killed by people who didn't like us, Glod thought. Now I think it's possible to get killed by people who love us...

Yup, these are my readers.
The Sports Guy Bill Simmons, on the eccentric behavior of his audience

Richard Dean Anderson: You're into MacGyver? That show was so stupid. "Oh, I'm MacGyver. I can make a bomb out of a banana peel and a toaster." That show was just a paycheck to me, and nothing more.
Patty: (shocked) How could he say that? MacGyver is my world!
Selma: Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans!
The Simpsons, "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore"