"One day I was met by a delegation of Trekkies at my front door and when I asked them what they were doing here, they reminded me I had said to them 'I hope to see you again someday soon'. They only understood what I meant after I ran to get my shotgun. Unfortunately, they were gone by the time I locked and loaded."
Syndrome: You know, I went through quite a few supers to make it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure, it was difficult, but you are worth it! I mean, after all... I am your biggest fan.
Mr. Incredible: ...Buddy?
Syndrome: My name is not Buddy! And it's not Incrediboy, either. That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help, and what do you say to me?
Trish Stratus: Mickie James, why do I know that name, Mickie James?
Mickie James: Huh? Yeah, I'm like your biggest fan! I mean I've written you like a zillion times, I know you don't have time to write me back it's okay. You're very busy, I mean you're the women's champion, I mean you know but it's super nice to meet you I mean I idolize you! I love you Trish, like I want to be just like you!
—WWE Raw, October 10, 2005.
I thought we were going to get killed by people who didn't like us, Glod thought. Now I think it's possible to get killed by people who love us...
And when we meet I'll be complete.
I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet,
confess my love and buy you flowers.
And eat your heart and absorb your powers.
—Lemon Demon, "Bill Watterson"
Yup, these are my readers.
— The Sports Guy Bill Simmons, on the eccentric behavior of his audience