History Quotes / LoonyFan

24th Sep '16 3:23:05 PM Premonition45
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->'''Richard Dean Anderson:''' You're into ''Series/MacGyver''? That show was so stupid. [[SarcasmMode "Oh, I'm [=MacGyver=]. I can make a bomb out of a banana peel and a toaster."]] [[MoneyDearBoy That show was just a paycheck to me, and nothing more]].
->'''Patty:''' (''shocked'') How could he say that? [=MacGyver=] is my world!
->'''Selma:''' Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore"
14th May '15 3:38:29 AM SeptimusHeap
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-->-- '''[[TheSportsGuy The Sports Guy Bill Simmons]]''', on the eccentric behavior of his audience

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-->-- '''[[TheSportsGuy '''[[Creator/TheSportsGuy The Sports Guy Bill Simmons]]''', on the eccentric behavior of his audience
15th Feb '15 6:42:15 PM johnnyfog
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->''"One day I was met by a delegation of [[Franchise/StarTrek Trekkies]] at my front door and when I asked them what they were doing here, they reminded me I had said to them 'I hope to see you again [[LoopholeAbuse someday soon]]'. They only understood what I meant after I ran to get my shotgun. Unfortunately, they were gone by the time I locked and loaded."''
-->--'''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1zn4rq/ Robert Beltran]]'''

->''"Ever since Music/FKATwigs, the British singer with seal-shaped brows, has been seen with Creator/RobertPattinson, the Robsten crazies have screamed, ''[='=]PHOTOSHOP![='=]'' and other dumb shit...Because my life is sad, Iíve spent some nights drunkenly trolling through [=#Robsten=] on {{Website/Twitter}} and Iíve found that a lot of those crazies arenít 14. Theyíre grown mothers who spend their time [[DieForOurShip wallpapering their basement walls with pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson]] because thatís not at all crazy."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/19/fka-twigs-says-that-being-with-robert-pattinson-makes-the-twihard-hate-worth-it/ DListed]]''''', "FKA Twigs Says That Being With Robert Pattinson Makes The Twihard Hate Worth It"

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->''"One day I was met by a delegation of [[Franchise/StarTrek Trekkies]] at my front door and when I asked them what they were doing here, they reminded me I had said to them 'I hope to see you again [[LoopholeAbuse someday soon]]'. They only understood what I meant after I ran to get my shotgun. Unfortunately, they were gone by the time I locked and loaded."''
-->--'''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1zn4rq/ Robert Beltran]]'''

->''"Ever since Music/FKATwigs, the British singer with seal-shaped brows, has been seen with Creator/RobertPattinson, the Robsten crazies have screamed, ''[='=]PHOTOSHOP![='=]'' and other dumb shit...Because my life is sad, Iíve spent some nights drunkenly trolling through [=#Robsten=] on {{Website/Twitter}} and Iíve found that a lot of those crazies arenít 14. Theyíre grown mothers who spend their time [[DieForOurShip wallpapering their basement walls with pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson]] because thatís not at all crazy."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/19/fka-twigs-says-that-being-with-robert-pattinson-makes-the-twihard-hate-worth-it/ DListed]]''''', "FKA Twigs Says That Being With Robert Pattinson Makes The Twihard Hate Worth It"
19th Nov '14 4:10:51 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Ever since Music/FKATwigs, the British singer with seal-shaped brows, has been seen with Creator/RobertPattinson, the Robsten crazies have screamed, ''[='=]PHOTOSHOP![='=]'' and other dumb shit...Because my life is sad, Iíve spent some nights drunkenly trolling through [=#Robsten=] on {{Website/Twitter}} and Iíve found that a lot of those crazies arenít 14. Theyíre grown mothers who spend their time wallpapering their basement walls with pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson because thatís not at all crazy."''

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->''"Ever since Music/FKATwigs, the British singer with seal-shaped brows, has been seen with Creator/RobertPattinson, the Robsten crazies have screamed, ''[='=]PHOTOSHOP![='=]'' and other dumb shit...Because my life is sad, Iíve spent some nights drunkenly trolling through [=#Robsten=] on {{Website/Twitter}} and Iíve found that a lot of those crazies arenít 14. Theyíre grown mothers who spend their time [[DieForOurShip wallpapering their basement walls with pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Pattinson]] because thatís not at all crazy."''
19th Nov '14 4:10:13 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Ever since FKATwigs, the British singer with seal-shaped brows, has been seen with RobertPattinson, the Robsten crazies have screamed, ''[='=]PHOTOSHOP![='=]'' and other dumb shit...Because my life is sad, Iíve spent some nights drunkenly trolling through [=#Robsten=] on {{Website/Twitter}} and Iíve found that a lot of those crazies arenít 14. Theyíre grown mothers who spend their time wallpapering their basement walls with pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson because thatís not at all crazy."''

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->''"Ever since FKATwigs, Music/FKATwigs, the British singer with seal-shaped brows, has been seen with RobertPattinson, Creator/RobertPattinson, the Robsten crazies have screamed, ''[='=]PHOTOSHOP![='=]'' and other dumb shit...Because my life is sad, Iíve spent some nights drunkenly trolling through [=#Robsten=] on {{Website/Twitter}} and Iíve found that a lot of those crazies arenít 14. Theyíre grown mothers who spend their time wallpapering their basement walls with pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson because thatís not at all crazy."''
19th Nov '14 4:09:50 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Literally the day after he was woken up at 4am by a woman in her mid-40s sitting in his library (or as he calls it, [[ObligatoryJoke the room with books]]), the come-to-life shaka sign found another unwanted fan in his home...a woman entered Keanuís home through an unlocked door and immediately stripped off her clothes and took a shower. Once she was done trying to wash off the crazy, she decided to take a naked swim in his pool. It was at this point that Keanu (who wasnít at home, probably because he was still at the police station taking care of the first crazy lady situation) received a call from a cleaning crew in his house...So Keanu calmly thanked them for calling to let him know his house is now infested with crazy, and he called the police. Once again, the crazy lady skinny dipper was taken away for a psychiatric evaluation. Iím not a doctor, but Iím going to guess she was diagnosed with [[TheNineties 90s Hunk Fever.]]\\\
I knew that Neo still had the skills to drop panties faster than a bus driving with a bomb under it, but DAMN! These women will straight-up home invade a bitch for a taste of Ted Loganís [[ICallHimMisterHappy wyld trouser stallyn]]! Donít they realize they donít need to be so crazy? Keanu is chill as fuck! I bet if you asked nicely, heíd invite you over and teach you some pants-less tai chi."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/24/keanu-reeves-found-another-strange-lady-in-his-house-and-this-time-she-was-naked/ DListed]]''''', "Creator/KeanuReeves Found Another Strange Lady In His House And This Time She Was Naked"

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->''"Literally ->''"Ever since FKATwigs, the day after he was woken up at 4am by a woman in her mid-40s sitting in his library (or as he calls it, [[ObligatoryJoke the room British singer with books]]), seal-shaped brows, has been seen with RobertPattinson, the come-to-life shaka sign found another unwanted fan in his home...a woman entered Keanuís home Robsten crazies have screamed, ''[='=]PHOTOSHOP![='=]'' and other dumb shit...Because my life is sad, Iíve spent some nights drunkenly trolling through an unlocked door [=#Robsten=] on {{Website/Twitter}} and immediately stripped off her clothes and took a shower. Once she was done trying to wash off the crazy, she decided to take a naked swim in his pool. It was at this point Iíve found that Keanu (who wasnít at home, probably a lot of those crazies arenít 14. Theyíre grown mothers who spend their time wallpapering their basement walls with pictures of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson because he was still at the police station taking care of the first crazy lady situation) received a call from a cleaning crew in his house...So Keanu calmly thanked them for calling to let him know his house is now infested with crazy, and he called the police. Once again, the crazy lady skinny dipper was taken away for a psychiatric evaluation. Iím thatís not a doctor, but Iím going to guess she was diagnosed with [[TheNineties 90s Hunk Fever.]]\\\
I knew that Neo still had the skills to drop panties faster than a bus driving with a bomb under it, but DAMN! These women will straight-up home invade a bitch for a taste of Ted Loganís [[ICallHimMisterHappy wyld trouser stallyn]]! Donít they realize they donít need to be so crazy? Keanu is chill as fuck! I bet if you asked nicely, heíd invite you over and teach you some pants-less tai chi.
at all crazy."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/24/keanu-reeves-found-another-strange-lady-in-his-house-and-this-time-she-was-naked/ com/2014/11/19/fka-twigs-says-that-being-with-robert-pattinson-makes-the-twihard-hate-worth-it/ DListed]]''''', "Creator/KeanuReeves Found Another Strange Lady In His House "FKA Twigs Says That Being With Robert Pattinson Makes The Twihard Hate Worth It"

->''"And when we meet I'll be complete.\\
I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet,\\
confess my love and buy you flowers.\\
[[BreadEggsMilkSquick
And This Time She Was Naked"
eat your heart and absorb your powers]]"''
-->--'''Music/LemonDemon''', "Bill Watterson"



->''And when we meet I'll be complete.\\
I'll shake your hand and kiss your feet,\\
confess my love and buy you flowers.\\
[[BreadEggsMilkSquick And eat your heart and absorb your powers]].''
-->--'''Music/LemonDemon''', "Bill Watterson"
22nd Oct '14 2:21:13 PM johnnyfog
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->''"One day I was met by a delegation of [[Franchise/StarTrek Trekkies]] at my front door and when I asked them what they were doing here, they reminded me I had said to them "[[LoopholeAbuse I hope to see you again someday soon]]". They only understood what I meant after I ran to get my shotgun. Unfortunately, they were gone by the time I locked and loaded."''

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->''"One day I was met by a delegation of [[Franchise/StarTrek Trekkies]] at my front door and when I asked them what they were doing here, they reminded me I had said to them "[[LoopholeAbuse I 'I hope to see you again [[LoopholeAbuse someday soon]]".soon]]'. They only understood what I meant after I ran to get my shotgun. Unfortunately, they were gone by the time I locked and loaded."''
14th Oct '14 8:39:34 AM DannWoolf
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->''"One day I was met by a delegation of [[Franchise/StarTrek Trekkies]] at my front door and when I asked them what they were doing here, they reminded me I had said to them '[[LoopholeAbuse I hope to see you again someday soon]]'. They only understood what I meant after I ran to get my shotgun. Unfortunately, they were gone by the time I locked and loaded."''

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->''"One day I was met by a delegation of [[Franchise/StarTrek Trekkies]] at my front door and when I asked them what they were doing here, they reminded me I had said to them '[[LoopholeAbuse "[[LoopholeAbuse I hope to see you again someday soon]]'.soon]]". They only understood what I meant after I ran to get my shotgun. Unfortunately, they were gone by the time I locked and loaded."''
24th Sep '14 3:51:03 PM johnnyfog
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I knew that Neo still had the skills to drop panties faster than a bus driving with a bomb under it, but DAMN! These women will straight-up home invade a bitch for a taste of Ted Loganís [[ICallItMisterHappy wyld trouser stallyn]]! Donít they realize they donít need to be so crazy? Keanu is chill as fuck! I bet if you asked nicely, heíd invite you over and teach you some pants-less tai chi."''

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I knew that Neo still had the skills to drop panties faster than a bus driving with a bomb under it, but DAMN! These women will straight-up home invade a bitch for a taste of Ted Loganís [[ICallItMisterHappy [[ICallHimMisterHappy wyld trouser stallyn]]! Donít they realize they donít need to be so crazy? Keanu is chill as fuck! I bet if you asked nicely, heíd invite you over and teach you some pants-less tai chi."''
24th Sep '14 3:48:53 PM johnnyfog
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->''"Literally the day after he was woken up at 4am by a woman in her mid-40s sitting in his library (or as he calls it, [[ObligatoryJoke the room with books]]), the come-to-life shaka sign found another unwanted fan in his home...a woman entered Keanuís home through an unlocked door and immediately stripped off her clothes and took a shower. Once she was done trying to wash off the crazy, she decided to take a naked swim in his pool. It was at this point that Keanu (who wasnít at home, probably because he was still at the police station taking care of the first crazy lady situation) received a call from a cleaning crew in his house...So Keanu calmly thanked them for calling to let him know his house is now infested with crazy, and he called the police. Once again, the crazy lady skinny dipper was taken away for a psychiatric evaluation. Iím not a doctor, but Iím going to guess she was diagnosed with [[TheNineties 90s Hunk Fever.]]\\\
I knew that Neo still had the skills to drop panties faster than a bus driving with a bomb under it, but DAMN! These women will straight-up home invade a bitch for a taste of Ted Loganís [[ICallItMisterHappy wyld trouser stallyn]]! Donít they realize they donít need to be so crazy? Keanu is chill as fuck! I bet if you asked nicely, heíd invite you over and teach you some pants-less tai chi."''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/24/keanu-reeves-found-another-strange-lady-in-his-house-and-this-time-she-was-naked/ DListed]]''''', "Creator/KeanuReeves Found Another Strange Lady In His House And This Time She Was Naked"
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