23rd Oct: It's time for the second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest, theme: cute monsters! Details and voting here.
In [Jaws], you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called Realtor.
Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons episode Treehouse of Horror