Quotes / Indian Burial Ground

In [Jaws], you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called Realtor.
Roger Ebert on Piranha (1978)

Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND! ... NO, YOU DIDN'T! ... Well... that's not how I remember it. [Hangs up] He says he mentioned it five or six times.
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons episode Treehouse of Horror

Why would anybody dig through an indian burial ground to reach Hell? Just dig somewhere else!
Redmond Mann, Team Fortress 2

Kyle: Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?
Store owner: Well, there was an Indian burial ground here before I bought it.
Stan: So you just built your store on an Indian burial ground?!
Store owner: Oh, hell, no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them, and then buried them again upside-down.
Kyle: Why?!
Store owner: Why? I don't know. I was drunk.