History Quotes / IndianBurialGround

18th May '16 12:11:11 PM Orbiting
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->''In [''{{Film/Jaws}}''], you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called ''[[FauxHorrific Realtor]].

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->''In ->''"In [''{{Film/Jaws}}''], you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called ''[[FauxHorrific Realtor]].Realtor]]''."''



->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]''''' ... '''''NO, YOU DIDN'T!''' ... Well... that's not how I remember it. ''[Hangs up]'' [[IdiotBall He says he mentioned it five or six times.]]''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons'' episode ''Treehouse of Horror''

->''Why would anybody dig'' '''through''' ''an indian burial ground to reach Hell? ''Just dig somewhere else!

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->''Mr.->''"Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]''''' ... '''''NO, YOU DIDN'T!''' ... Well... that's not how I remember it. ''[Hangs up]'' [[IdiotBall He says he mentioned it five or six times.]]''
]]"''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons'' episode ''Treehouse ("Treehouse of Horror''

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->''"Why
would anybody dig'' '''through''' ''an indian Indian burial ground to reach Hell? ''Just dig somewhere else!else!''"''
20th Jan '16 11:28:36 AM Chabal2
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->'''Kyle:''' Dude, why is your store called the IndianBurialGround Pet Store?\\
'''Store owner:''' Well, there was an Indian burial ground here before I bought it.\\
'''Stan:''' So you just built your store on an Indian burial ground?!\\
'''Store owner:''' Oh, hell, no. First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on them, and then buried them again upside-down.\\
'''Kyle:''' Why?!\\
'''Store owner:''' Why? I don't know. [[AlcoholInducedIdiocy I was drunk.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
8th May '15 8:51:21 AM DoctorNemesis
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8th May '15 8:49:24 AM DoctorNemesis
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->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]''''' ... ''NO, YOU DIDN'T!'' ... Well... that's not how I remember it. ''[Hangs up]'' [[IdiotBall He says he mentioned it five or six times.]]

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->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]''''' ... ''NO, '''''NO, YOU DIDN'T!'' ...DIDN'T!''' ... Well... that's not how I remember it. ''[Hangs up]'' [[IdiotBall He says he mentioned it five or six times.]]]]''
8th May '15 8:48:51 AM DoctorNemesis
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->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]'''''

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->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]'''''GROUND!]]''''' ... ''NO, YOU DIDN'T!'' ... Well... that's not how I remember it. ''[Hangs up]'' [[IdiotBall He says he mentioned it five or six times.]]
28th Feb '15 8:45:17 PM Trogdor
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->''Why would anybody dig'' '''through''' ''an indian burial ground to reach Hell? ''Just dig somewhere else!
-->-- '''Redmond Mann''', ''WebComic/TeamFortress2''
5th Oct '13 10:50:09 AM erforce
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-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Piranha'' (1978)

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-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Piranha'' ''Film/{{Piranha}}'' (1978)
4th Oct '13 4:25:41 PM MysteriousZorua1994
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->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on '''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]'''

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->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on '''[[{{LargeHam}} on'' '''''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]'''GROUND!]]'''''
4th Oct '13 4:25:24 PM MysteriousZorua1994
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->''Mr. Bloot? Homer Simpson here. When you sold me this house, you forgot to mention one little thing: You didn't tell me it was built on '''[[{{LargeHam}} AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!]]'''
-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons'' episode ''Treehouse of Horror''
1st Nov '12 8:08:53 AM johnnyfog
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->''The movie's plot is mostly an excuse for showing people thrashing about in bloody water. When it gets more specific, however, it turns out to be a rip-off of the first ''{{Film/Jaws}}'' movies. In both of them, you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called ''[[FauxHorrific Realtor]].
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews ''Piranha'' (1978)

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->''The movie's plot is mostly an excuse for showing people thrashing about in bloody water. When it gets more specific, however, it turns out to be a rip-off of the first ''{{Film/Jaws}}'' movies. In both of them, ->''In [''{{Film/Jaws}}''], you will recall, the danger of shark attacks was concealed by venal real estate speculators who didn't want to scare the buyers away. That the case this time, too; The Realtor throws a party for prospective home buyers and denies that there are piranhas in the lake until until most of his would-be buyers have been digested. Implausible, you say? Try telling that to the piranhas. Next I am anticipating a movie called ''[[FauxHorrific Realtor]].
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' reviews on ''Piranha'' (1978)
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