Quotes: Hilarious Outtakes
"Merry Christmas, Denis Norden!"
— Rik Mayall to the camera after another flub, Bottom
"Dammit, Mal, I forgot my line!"
— Mal in Serenity, in an outtake
"Um... this is— this is nice. This is the end, okay. Where exactly AM I?" ["Fly Me to the Moon" starts] "Oh great, here's the song. Oh, good. Uh, there are some things that are still unresolved here, guys. Uh, how do I get home? What do I eat? Uh, was Rei my mom or a clone, or— the hell— was this all in my mind? What, what's an EVA? Is that sorta a Freudian thing or, um... am I real? Oh hell, does the bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but um— oh God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't-- okay, I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that. Where the FUCK would I go? I'M ON A BIG BLUE BALL! Uh... is this how you end a series? Is this where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now, 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhere-land! ...you ran out of ink too, didn't ya, you bastards."
George: You keep saying you know for a fact. Please, what is this "fact"?
George: No, honey. Faith isn't a fact.
Cindy: You said it was.
Narrator: George did say that, but it was part of the Caged Wisdom bonus blooper footage.
George: (On tape) Faith is a fact. No, no, faith is a facet! (laughs) Can you believe I almost said "Faith is a fact"?
George: I'm going to trial because you don't understand the concept of a blooper reel?
— from Arrested Development.