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Quotes: Heteronormative Crusader


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Mr. Garrison: Stanley, gay people... well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains, which becomes the cause of their Naziesque patterns of violent behaviour. Do you understand?
Stan: I guess.
Garrison: Good. I'm glad we could have this little talk, Stanley. Now you go outside and practice football like a good little heterosexual.

Homosexuality is a mockery of the natural order. In that respect it is very much like sorcery. We, the Knighthood, are opposed to anything that is against the natural order!
Orransong from Flip Side, shortly before he gets punched out.

Dan White: Society can't exist without the family.
Harvey Milk: We're not against that.
White: Can two men reproduce?
Milk: No, but God knows we keep trying.
Milk

President Jed Bartlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality 'an abomination.'
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.
Jacobs: 18:22.
Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it OK to call the police? Here's one that's really important, 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
The West Wing, "The Midterms"

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As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children.
Anita Bryant, spokesperson for orange juice

You know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors were fags...Look at this country. You think the Russians allow dope? Homosexuality, dope, immorality are the enemies of strong societies.
Richard Nixon complaining about All in the Family, White House tape transcripts (1971)

Everywhere I go I see evidence of people swirling around in the cesspool of their own making. Why do homosexuals freely engage in sodomy and other obnoxious sexual practices knowing the dangers involved?
James Anderton, Chief Constable of Greater Manchester (1986)

If we cannot have moral feelings against homosexuality, can we have it against murder?
—U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

I personally believe homosexuality is part of a human mindís nature. And I believe homosexuality is behind every human beingís nature, one per cent, two per cent, and it can develop under some circumstances. And I am very sorry, but I will make a strong comparison — itís like sadism. Sadism is in every humanís psychology. But it can develop only under some circumstances. If someone becomes gay, it is also, I believe, bad for him. ... Someone can say, ĎI am proud that I am gay.í O.K., I can believe. But if they say, ĎI am happy I am gay,í I donít trust that. It just isnít true.
Sergei Markov, Putin loyalist

What Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is doing to evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians.
Pat Robertson

I don't think you will ever find a more directly demonic energy than when you deal with the homosexual agenda. They're vicious. They are mean. You literally are staring into virtually the unvarnished energy of Satan himself when you come up against the forces that are pushing the homosexual agenda forward.
Bryan Fischer, "media analyst" for the American Family Association

One of the many compliments Mailer has tendered the Patriarchs over the years is never having succumbed to whatever homosexual urges they might have had. Now, to his shock, instead of getting at least a Congressional Medal of Honor for his heroism, he sees slowly descending upon his brow an unmistakable dunce cap. All that hanging about boxers, to no good end!
Gore Vidal, "Feminism and its Discontents"

I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes.

What I learned from that video is that Kirk Cameron has pretty much always been obsessed with gay sex and heís more obsessed with gay sex than I am! Thatís saying a lot, because my usual thought pattern looks like this: Gay sex, gay sex, gay sex, gay sex, straight sex, gay sex, Martika, Golden Girls, kittens, In-N-Out, gay sex, weed, gay sex, gay, sex.
Michael K.,"Kirk Cameron on How to Talk to Gay People"

Wake up. Moisturize. Exfoliate
Put on some techno music and call Brad.
Listen to Cher
Go to the wizard of the oz party
Protest No on Prop 8
Party party party


That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.

Scott Lively is a Christian fundamentalist who pretends to be a historian, blaming gays for nearly everything from communism, Islam, terrorism, natural disasters, and the price of Saudi Oil. In particular, he co-authored, with Kevin Abrams, the book The Pink Swastika, a propaganda piece where Godwin's Law is at work when dealing with homosexuality. In the book, Lively claims that gays are responsible for establishing the Nazi Party. Multiple professional historians have found large numbers of historical inaccuracies in the book. Sadly, many people detached from reality, wanting gays to look as bad as possible, have bought into it...Lively actually took credit for Russia's passage of extremely repressive laws banning free speech in order to combat what he subtly deemed 'homosexual propaganda'. He also thinks that Russia is now a 'beacon of freedom' due to its war against T3h Ev1l Gay (comparing it to the struggle against Nazism, of course); conversely, he now thinks that the US and UK are both morphing into gay versions of the Soviet Union, whatever that means.

In 20 years, we have seen so much progress regarding acceptance of homosexuality in society that we fail to notice how homosexuality used to be a major issue not simply to Communists, but to all people, in all countries, regardless of political ideology. Latin American society, just like Spanish society, was and is highly masculine and men are proud of their masculinity, and effeminate men are often seen negatively because they appear to reject their masculinity. Itís a cultural thing... 80% of people in Russia and a majority of people in Eastern Europe simply view homosexuality negatively, and they do not consider it something they can appreciate, look up to or accept that itís related to them or their culture in any way. Thus, most Russians dislike homosexuality. There have been many advances in gay acceptance in Latin America and Eastern Europe, but let us remember that the US also had and has severe issues not only with homosexuality but with racism. These are global issues that transcend national boundaries and cultures.

I mean, I was once a proper white male manly man doing superior ultra manly stuff and not having people already smell the queer on me and treat me accordingly and then boom, a gender studies professor with a big pointy hat jumped out from behind a bush and BAM! just like that I was sporting a rack and choosing to live a life of disownment, discrimination, and the ever-hanging spectre of death.
AND IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU DO NOT HEED MY WARNING!!!

Brad Jones: (watching the film) I could go on and on with this, but here's where I stop.
Jeff: (in the film, at church) And what about the lifestyles of these popular artists? Some are admitted homosexuals!
Brad: Kid... go fuck yourself. Your decision is to not listen to rock music, fine. My decision is that I don't have to listen to any more of what you have to say, because as soon as you bring your homophobic beliefs into this one-sided conversation, I am done with you.
Brad Jones, DVD-R Hell on Rock: It's Your Decision!

In his big 2004 essay on the subject , because I guess Card felt that people were lying awake at night wondering just what the fucktard was thinking about gay people now, he makes labored, poor analogies using Alice in Wonderland to talk about how the gay agenda is pulling society into a rabbit hole where the reality of marriage, as he sees it, is being distorted. Thatís right, weíre being pulling into some terrifying, strange alternate reality in which everybody has equal civil rights and consenting adults whose actions have no effect on your life can do as they choose. Sounds pretty harrowing, doesnít it?

Rachel Abrams is a real piece of work, and seems pathologically incapable of hiding her obsession with (and distaste for) homosexuality. Perhaps itís not surprising given her parents: Midge Decter was the author of the notoriously homophobic 1980 Commentary article 'The Boys on the Beach,' while Norman Podhoretzís particular brand of wounded, insecure, obviously-compensating hypermasculinity will be familiar to readers of essays like 'My Negro Problem ó And Ours'.

Republican Congress Critter and would-be-cartoon villain, Michele Bachmann, is at it again. This time she's claiming LGBT+ individuals are out to abolish the age of consent in order to sexually assault children. The Congresswoman would be almost adorable, with her wacky description of some parallel universe only she could possibly think is the world the rest of us live in, if it wasn't for the fact she still holds a house seat and some people actually listen to her crazy views on the LGBT+ community... Hell, even Fox News anchors think she's "silly." And when Fox News anchors think you're completely out to lunch, well...