Quotes: Heteronormative Crusader


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    Film — Live-Action 

Dan White: Society can't exist without the family.
Harvey Milk: We're not against that.
White: Can two men reproduce?
Milk: No, but God knows we keep trying.
Milk

    Live-Action TV 

I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes.

President Jed Bartlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality "an abomination".
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.
Jacobs: 18:22.
Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it OK to call the police? Here's one that's really important, 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
The West Wing, "The Midterms"

    Webcomics 

Homosexuality is a mockery of the natural order. In that respect it is very much like sorcery. We, the Knighthood, are opposed to anything that is against the natural order!
Orransong from Flip Side, shortly before he gets punched out.

    Web Original 

Wake up. Moisturize. Exfoliate
Put on some techno music and call Brad.
Listen to Cher
Go to the wizard of the oz party
Protest No on Prop 8
Party party party


That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.

Scott Lively is a Christian fundamentalist who pretends to be a historian, blaming gays for nearly everything from communism, Islam, terrorism, natural disasters, and the price of Saudi Oil. In particular, he co-authored, with Kevin Abrams, the book The Pink Swastika...He also thinks that Russia is now a 'beacon of freedom' due to its war against T3h Ev1l Gay (comparing it to the struggle against Nazism, of course); conversely, he now thinks that the US and UK are both morphing into gay versions of the Soviet Union, whatever that means.

Cislog Day 39: Food supplies running low. The trans hordes continue to circle below. All the shops have already been converted to hormone suppliers and binder trade programs. We may very well be the last cis people in this state, but I worry that the infection is spreading. My wife has already confided that she hates looking in the mirror because her reflection looks too feminine and I think she might be wearing multiple layers. She says its too cold for one, but it may be a sign of the infection. And… and… God help me… I couldn’t look down when I peed this morning…

That’s right, we’re being pulling into some terrifying, strange alternate reality in which everybody has equal civil rights and consenting adults whose actions have no effect on your life can do as they choose. Sounds pretty harrowing, doesn’t it?

If Hulk is going to say stupid shit, he should at least make sense. How can the guy be a “big fag” and “half-gay” at the same time? And I hate Hulk Hogan a little more today, because in my head, I’m singing “half-gay” to the tune of Cher’s “Half-Breed.”
Michael K., "Wrestling/Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape Is The Offensive Gift That Keeps On Offending"

Republican Congress Critter and would-be-cartoon villain, Michele Bachmann, is at it again. This time she's claiming LGBT+ individuals are out to abolish the age of consent in order to sexually assault children...And when Fox News anchors think you're completely out to lunch, well..."

    Web Video 

Brad Jones: (watching the film) I could go on and on with this, but here's where I stop.
Jeff: (in the film, at church) And what about the lifestyles of these popular artists? Some are admitted homosexuals!
Brad: Kid... go fuck yourself. Your decision is to not listen to rock music, fine. My decision is that I don't have to listen to any more of what you have to say, because as soon as you bring your homophobic beliefs into this one-sided conversation, I am done with you.
Brad Jones, DVD-R Hell on Rock: It's Your Decision!

    Western Animation 

Mr. Garrison: Stanley, gay people... well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains, which becomes the cause of their Naziesque patterns of violent behaviour. Do you understand?
Stan: ...I guess.
Garrison: Good. I'm glad we could have this little talk, Stanley. Now you go outside and practice football like a good little heterosexual.

    Real Life 

As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children.
Anita Bryant, spokesperson for orange juice

You know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors were fags... Look at this country. You think the Russians allow dope? Homosexuality, dope, immorality are the enemies of strong societies.
Richard Nixon complaining about All in the Family, White House tape transcripts (1971)

Everywhere I go I see evidence of people swirling around in the cesspool of their own making. Why do homosexuals freely engage in sodomy and other obnoxious sexual practices knowing the dangers involved?
James Anderton, Chief Constable of Greater Manchester (1986)

If we cannot have moral feelings against homosexuality, can we have it against murder?
—U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

I don’t hate gay people, I just think they’re trying to destroy America like they destroyed every other civilization.
Dave Agema (R-MI)

Many of those people involved in Adolph Hitler were Satanists. Many of them were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together.
Pat Robertson

You literally are staring into virtually the unvarnished energy of Satan himself when you come up against the forces that are pushing the homosexual agenda forward.
Bryan Fischer, "media analyst" for the American Family Association

I wouldn't hire a homosexual, for the same reason I would never hire an adulterer, philanderer, perpetual drunk, or a fight-happy brawler. I regard such people as lacking in moral, ethical and practical judgement, and I wouldn't want to have to either depend on them or deal with their eventual spiral into self destruction —- and frankly, the "I can do whatever I want" attitude is one that stinks to high heaven.