Quotes: Heteronormative Crusader

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    Film — Live-Action 

Dan White: Society can't exist without the family.
Harvey Milk: We're not against that.
White: Can two men reproduce?
Milk: No, but God knows we keep trying.

    Live-Action TV 

I don't know if watching Chaz Bono will turn your kids into transsexuals, but I'm pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assholes.

President Jed Bartlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality "an abomination".
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.
Jacobs: 18:22.
Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it OK to call the police? Here's one that's really important, 'cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
The West Wing, "The Midterms"


Homosexuality is a mockery of the natural order. In that respect it is very much like sorcery. We, the Knighthood, are opposed to anything that is against the natural order!
Orransong from Flip Side, shortly before he gets punched out.

    Web Original 

As practical measures against this tide of pagan liberalism Jackson has for instance called for GLSEN founder and anti-bullying activist Kevin Jennings, a “radical homosexual activist”, to be “imprisoned”. It should also be mentioned that Jackson has a long history of ardently combatting AIDS prevention efforts in Virginia — already in the 80s, for instance, Jackson would arrange candlelight vigils outside a local ABC affiliate, WCVB, demanding that the station pull sex education public-service advertisements that endorsed the use of condoms. If AIDS cannot be conquered through “abstinence only” then it presumably shouldn’t be combatted at all...He even made the news when he attacked yoga, claiming that yoga leaves its practitioners spiritually empty. Said emptiness, in turn, allows the devil to enter them, which — presumably — can turn you both gay and Muslim.
Encyclopedia of American Loons on E.W. Jackson

What I learned from that video is that Kirk Cameron has pretty much always been obsessed with gay sex and he’s more obsessed with gay sex than I am! That’s saying a lot, because my usual thought pattern looks like this: Gay sex, gay sex, gay sex, gay sex, straight sex, gay sex, Martika, Golden Girls, kittens, In-N-Out, gay sex, weed, gay sex, gay, sex.
Michael K.,"Kirk Cameron on How to Talk to Gay People"

Wake up. Moisturize. Exfoliate
Put on some techno music and call Brad.
Listen to Cher
Go to the wizard of the oz party
Protest No on Prop 8
Party party party

That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.

Scott Lively is a Christian fundamentalist who pretends to be a historian, blaming gays for nearly everything from communism, Islam, terrorism, natural disasters, and the price of Saudi Oil. In particular, he co-authored, with Kevin Abrams, the book The Pink Swastika, a propaganda piece where Godwin's Law is at work when dealing with homosexuality. In the book, Lively claims that gays are responsible for establishing the Nazi Party. Multiple professional historians have found large numbers of historical inaccuracies in the book. Sadly, many people detached from reality, wanting gays to look as bad as possible, have bought into it...Lively actually took credit for Russia's passage of extremely repressive laws banning free speech in order to combat what he subtly deemed 'homosexual propaganda'. He also thinks that Russia is now a 'beacon of freedom' due to its war against T3h Ev1l Gay (comparing it to the struggle against Nazism, of course); conversely, he now thinks that the US and UK are both morphing into gay versions of the Soviet Union, whatever that means.

Latin American society, just like Spanish society, was and is highly masculine and men are proud of their masculinity, and effeminate men are often seen negatively because they appear to reject their masculinity. It’s a cultural thing... 80% of people in Russia and a majority of people in Eastern Europe simply view homosexuality negatively, and they do not consider it something they can appreciate, look up to or accept that it’s related to them or their culture in any way. Thus, most Russians dislike homosexuality. There have been many advances in gay acceptance in Latin America and Eastern Europe, but let us remember that the US also had and has severe issues not only with homosexuality but with racism. These are global issues that transcend national boundaries and cultures.

Cislog Day 39: Food supplies running low. The trans hordes continue to circle below. All the shops have already been converted to hormone suppliers and binder trade programs. We may very well be the last cis people in this state, but I worry that the infection is spreading. My wife has already confided that she hates looking in the mirror because her reflection looks too feminine and I think she might be wearing multiple layers. She says its too cold for one, but it may be a sign of the infection. And… and… God help me… I couldn’t look down when I peed this morning…

In his big 2004 essay on the subject , because I guess Card felt that people were lying awake at night wondering just what the fucktard was thinking about gay people now, he makes labored, poor analogies using Alice in Wonderland to talk about how the gay agenda is pulling society into a rabbit hole where the reality of marriage, as he sees it, is being distorted. That’s right, we’re being pulling into some terrifying, strange alternate reality in which everybody has equal civil rights and consenting adults whose actions have no effect on your life can do as they choose. Sounds pretty harrowing, doesn’t it?

Rachel Abrams is a real piece of work, and seems pathologically incapable of hiding her obsession with (and distaste for) homosexuality. Perhaps it’s not surprising given her parents: Midge Decter was the author of the notoriously homophobic 1980 Commentary article 'The Boys on the Beach,' while Norman Podhoretz’s particular brand of wounded, insecure, obviously-compensating hypermasculinity will be familiar to readers of essays like 'My Negro Problem — And Ours'.

Republican Congress Critter and would-be-cartoon villain, Michele Bachmann, is at it again. This time she's claiming LGBT+ individuals are out to abolish the age of consent in order to sexually assault children. The Congresswoman would be almost adorable, with her wacky description of some parallel universe only she could possibly think is the world the rest of us live in, if it wasn't for the fact she still holds a house seat and some people actually listen to her crazy views on the LGBT+ community... Hell, even Fox News anchors think she's "silly." And when Fox News anchors think you're completely out to lunch, well...

    Web Video 

Brad Jones: (watching the film) I could go on and on with this, but here's where I stop.
Jeff: (in the film, at church) And what about the lifestyles of these popular artists? Some are admitted homosexuals!
Brad: Kid... go fuck yourself. Your decision is to not listen to rock music, fine. My decision is that I don't have to listen to any more of what you have to say, because as soon as you bring your homophobic beliefs into this one-sided conversation, I am done with you.
Brad Jones, DVD-R Hell on Rock: It's Your Decision!

    Western Animation 

Mr. Garrison: Stanley, gay people... well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains, which becomes the cause of their Naziesque patterns of violent behaviour. Do you understand?
Stan: ...I guess.
Garrison: Good. I'm glad we could have this little talk, Stanley. Now you go outside and practice football like a good little heterosexual.

    Real Life 

As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children; therefore, they must recruit our children.
Anita Bryant, spokesperson for orange juice

You know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors were fags... Look at this country. You think the Russians allow dope? Homosexuality, dope, immorality are the enemies of strong societies.
Richard Nixon complaining about All in the Family, White House tape transcripts (1971)

Everywhere I go I see evidence of people swirling around in the cesspool of their own making. Why do homosexuals freely engage in sodomy and other obnoxious sexual practices knowing the dangers involved?
James Anderton, Chief Constable of Greater Manchester (1986)

If we cannot have moral feelings against homosexuality, can we have it against murder?
—U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia

I don’t hate gay people, I just think they’re trying to destroy America like they destroyed every other civilization.
Dave Agema (R-MI)

I personally believe homosexuality is part of a human mind’s nature. And I believe homosexuality is behind every human being’s nature, one per cent, two per cent, and it can develop under some circumstances. And I am very sorry, but I will make a strong comparison — it’s like sadism. Sadism is in every human’s psychology. But it can develop only under some circumstances. If someone becomes gay, it is also, I believe, bad for him. ... Someone can say, ‘I am proud that I am gay.’ O.K., I can believe. But if they say, ‘I am happy I am gay,’ I don’t trust that. It just isn’t true.
Sergei Markov, Putin loyalist

Many of those people involved in Adolph Hitler were Satanists. Many of them were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together.
Pat Robertson

I don't think you will ever find a more directly demonic energy than when you deal with the homosexual agenda. They're vicious. They are mean. You literally are staring into virtually the unvarnished energy of Satan himself when you come up against the forces that are pushing the homosexual agenda forward.
Bryan Fischer, "media analyst" for the American Family Association