Quotes / Handsome Lech

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
Lana Turner

He's just one big hormone walking around the ship!
Neelix on Tom Paris, Star Trek: Voyager

Say, why don't you come over here and...hey, watch the hair!
Blood Elf Male, World of Warcraft

Doctor: You mind flirting outside?
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Doctor: For you, that's flirting.
Lynda: I'm not complaining.
Doctor Who gets a Running Gag rolling, "Bad Wolf"

"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks." I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had phases.

Every hot, skinny blonde bikini model can let out a giant queen of relief, because after Leonardo DiCatchACho’s cheesy peen reportedly spent time in RiRi’s vagine (yes, they both denied it, but let me believe), it has gone back to boning hot, skinny blonde bikini models...We all have a type. Leo’s type is hot, skinny blonde bikini models who will hump on him to get their names in Page Six and my type is absolutely almost anything at this point. The Yoplait cup next to me is starting to look sexy. I’m that hard up.

A boy with the looks of a little angel, but with the mind of an old pervert.
Double Fine's Psycho-pedia on Nils Lutefisk

"I just had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a stud."

Kagura: Noel, babe. Did you know, that the light that emanates from something beautiful can cause a person to lose themselves?
Noel: Huh?
Kagura: That is... Your eyes. Please don't take your gaze off me. I want to get lost in them.
Noel: Huh? What? Whaaaaaat!?
Kagura: *drawing closer, winking* "A night, warm as the summer breeze..."
Makoto: SQUIRREL POWER! *Whack!*
Kagura: Reversal! *Falls down in pain*
Makoto: That, Noel, is the kind of man you never let come near you, got it?
Kagura: Your body... It's perfect. You could rule the world with that bod, Makoto.
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