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->'''Blanche''': You rotten devil, you. Call yourself a doctor?
->'''Dr. Gay''': "Doctor", "layman". What difference does it make as long as the treatment's right? An' I can give you ''that'', pretty one...
-->-- ''Film/PleaseTurnOver''
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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''TheBeastmaster''

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''TheBeastmaster''
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->"You make sex seem gross and lame!"

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->"You ->''"You make sex seem gross and lame!"lame!"''
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->A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

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->A ->''A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.''



->He's just one big hormone walking around the ship!

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->He's ->''He's just one big hormone walking around the ship!ship!''



->Say, why don't you come over here and...hey, '''watch the hair!'''

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->Say, ->''Say, why don't you come over here and...hey, '''watch the hair!'''hair!'''''



->Every hot, skinny blonde bikini model can let out a giant queen of relief, because after [[Creator/LeonardoDicaprio Leonardo DiCatchACho’s]] cheesy peen reportedly spent time in [[Music/{{Rihanna}} RiRi’s]] vagine (yes, they both denied it, but let me believe), it has gone back to boning [[EveryoneLovesBlondes hot, skinny blonde bikini models]]...We all have a type. Leo’s type is hot, skinny blonde bikini models who will hump on him to [[GoldDigger get their names in Page Six]] and my type is absolutely almost anything at this point. The Yoplait cup next to me is starting to look sexy. I’m that hard up.

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->Every ->''Every hot, skinny blonde bikini model can let out a giant queen of relief, because after [[Creator/LeonardoDicaprio Leonardo DiCatchACho’s]] cheesy peen reportedly spent time in [[Music/{{Rihanna}} RiRi’s]] vagine (yes, they both denied it, but let me believe), it has gone back to boning [[EveryoneLovesBlondes hot, skinny blonde bikini models]]...We all have a type. Leo’s type is hot, skinny blonde bikini models who will hump on him to [[GoldDigger get their names in Page Six]] and my type is absolutely almost anything at this point. The Yoplait cup next to me is starting to look sexy. I’m that hard up.''

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->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to [[SkewedPriorities nail hot chicks]]."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.

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->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to [[SkewedPriorities nail hot chicks]]."'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not even kidding.kidding]]. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.


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->"You make sex seem gross and lame!"
-->--'''Princess''' to '''Aladdin''', ''Theatre/TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier''
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-->-- '''DoubleFine's [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Psycho-pedia]] on Nils Lutefisk'''

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-->-- '''DoubleFine's '''Creator/DoubleFine's [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Psycho-pedia]] on Nils Lutefisk'''
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->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.

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->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to [[SkewedPriorities nail hot chicks.chicks]]."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.
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->Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.

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->Yes, ->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.

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->''"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."''

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->''"A ->A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."''



->''"He's just one big hormone walking around the ship!"''

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->''"He's ->He's just one big hormone walking around the ship!"''ship!



->''"Say, why don't you come over here and...hey, '''watch the hair!'''"''

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->''"Say, ->Say, why don't you come over here and...hey, '''watch the hair!'''"''hair!'''



->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.

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->''"Yes, ->Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.



->''A boy with the looks of a little angel, but with the mind of an old pervert.''

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->''A ->Every hot, skinny blonde bikini model can let out a giant queen of relief, because after [[Creator/LeonardoDicaprio Leonardo DiCatchACho’s]] cheesy peen reportedly spent time in [[Music/{{Rihanna}} RiRi’s]] vagine (yes, they both denied it, but let me believe), it has gone back to boning [[EveryoneLovesBlondes hot, skinny blonde bikini models]]...We all have a type. Leo’s type is hot, skinny blonde bikini models who will hump on him to [[GoldDigger get their names in Page Six]] and my type is absolutely almost anything at this point. The Yoplait cup next to me is starting to look sexy. I’m that hard up.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/03/leonardo-dicatchaho-is-totally-dating-against-type/ Michael K.]]'''

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boy with the looks of a little angel, but with the mind of an old pervert.''



->''"I just had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a '''stud.'''"''

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->''"I ->"I just had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a '''stud.'''"'''''"

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->'''Doctor:''' You mind flirting outside?
->'''Jack:''' I was only saying hello.
->'''Doctor:''' For you, that's flirting.
->'''Lynda:''' I'm not complaining.

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->'''Doctor:''' You mind flirting outside?
->'''Jack:'''
outside?\\
'''Jack:'''
I was only saying hello.
->'''Doctor:'''
hello.\\
'''Doctor:'''
For you, ''you'', that's flirting.
->'''Lynda:'''
flirting.\\
'''Lynda:'''
I'm not complaining.


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->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''TheBeastmaster''
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->''"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."''
-->-- '''Lana Turner'''

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->''"If there's one thing that I just can't stand, it's ugly old men taking advantage of young girls. That's for us beautiful men to do."''
-->-- '''Allen Schezar''', ''WebVideo/VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged''


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->'''Kagura''': Noel, babe. Did you know, that the light that emanates from something beautiful can cause a person to lose themselves?\\
'''Noel''': Huh?\\
'''Kagura''': That is... [[WhatBeautifulEyes Your eyes]]. Please don't take your gaze off me. I want to get lost in them.\\
'''Noel''': Huh? What? Whaaaaaat!?\\
'''Kagura''': ''*drawing closer, winking*'' ''"[[BrickJoke A night, warm as the summer breeze...]]"''\\
'''Makoto''': SQUIRREL POWER! ''*Whack!*''\\
'''Kagura''': Reversal! ''*Falls down in pain*''\\
'''Makoto''': That, Noel, is the kind of man you never let come near you, got it?\\
'''Kagura''': Your body... It's perfect. You could rule the world with that bod, Makoto.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''

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-->-- '''DoubleFine's [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Psycho-pedia]] on Nils Lutefisk'''

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->''"I just had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a '''stud.'''"''
-->--'''Flash''', ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]''

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-->-- '''Blood Elf Male''', ''WorldOfWarcraft''

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-->-- '''Blood Elf Male''', ''WorldOfWarcraft''
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-->-- '''Allen Schezar''', ''VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged''

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-->-- '''Allen Schezar''', ''VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged''
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->''A boy with the looks of a little angel, but with the mind of an old pervert.''
-->-- '''DoubleFine's [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Psycho-pedia]] on Nils Lutefisk'''
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-->-- '''Neelix''' on '''Tom Paris''', ''StarTrekVoyager''

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-->-- '''Neelix''' on '''Tom Paris''', ''StarTrekVoyager''
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-->-- '''Neelix on Tom Paris''', ''StarTrekVoyager''

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-->-- '''Neelix '''Neelix''' on Tom '''Tom Paris''', ''StarTrekVoyager''


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->'''Doctor:''' You mind flirting outside?
->'''Jack:''' I was only saying hello.
->'''Doctor:''' For you, that's flirting.
->'''Lynda:''' I'm not complaining.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' gets a RunningGag rolling, "Bad Wolf"

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