History Quotes / HandsomeLech

5th Apr '15 8:53:45 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.
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->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to [[SkewedPriorities nail hot chicks.chicks]]."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.
5th Apr '15 8:52:44 AM johnnyfog
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->Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.
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->Yes, ->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.
5th Apr '15 8:52:15 AM johnnyfog
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->''"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."''
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->''"A ->A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."''

->''"He's just one big hormone walking around the ship!"''
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->''"He's ->He's just one big hormone walking around the ship!"''ship!

->''"Say, why don't you come over here and...hey, '''watch the hair!'''"''
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->''"Say, ->Say, why don't you come over here and...hey, '''watch the hair!'''"''hair!'''

->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.
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->''"Yes, ->Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.

->''A boy with the looks of a little angel, but with the mind of an old pervert.''
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->''A ->Every hot, skinny blonde bikini model can let out a giant queen of relief, because after [[Creator/LeonardoDicaprio Leonardo DiCatchAChoís]] cheesy peen reportedly spent time in [[Music/{{Rihanna}} RiRiís]] vagine (yes, they both denied it, but let me believe), it has gone back to boning [[EveryoneLovesBlondes hot, skinny blonde bikini models]]...We all have a type. Leoís type is hot, skinny blonde bikini models who will hump on him to [[GoldDigger get their names in Page Six]] and my type is absolutely almost anything at this point. The Yoplait cup next to me is starting to look sexy. Iím that hard up. -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/04/03/leonardo-dicatchaho-is-totally-dating-against-type/ Michael K.]]''' ->A boy with the looks of a little angel, but with the mind of an old pervert.''

->''"I just had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a '''stud.'''"''
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->''"I ->"I just had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a '''stud.'''"'''''"
26th Feb '15 12:51:29 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Doctor:''' You mind flirting outside? ->'''Jack:''' I was only saying hello. ->'''Doctor:''' For you, that's flirting. ->'''Lynda:''' I'm not complaining.
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->'''Doctor:''' You mind flirting outside? ->'''Jack:''' outside?\\ '''Jack:''' I was only saying hello. ->'''Doctor:''' hello.\\ '''Doctor:''' For you, ''you'', that's flirting. ->'''Lynda:''' flirting.\\ '''Lynda:''' I'm not complaining.

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->'''Doctor:''' You mind flirting outside? ->'''Jack:''' ->''"Yes, now I was only saying hello. ->'''Doctor:''' For you, that's flirting. ->'''Lynda:''' have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not complaining. even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''. -->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''TheBeastmaster''
30th May '14 6:49:08 PM johnnyfog
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->''"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."'' -->-- '''Lana Turner'''
12th Apr '14 8:13:15 PM XFllo
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Swapping quotes on the main page. Decided here.
->''"If there's one thing that I just can't stand, it's ugly old men taking advantage of young girls. That's for us beautiful men to do."'' -->-- '''Allen Schezar''', ''WebVideo/VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged''

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->''"If there's one thing ->'''Kagura''': Noel, babe. Did you know, that I just can't stand, it's ugly old men taking advantage of young girls. That's for us the light that emanates from something beautiful men can cause a person to do."'' lose themselves?\\ '''Noel''': Huh?\\ '''Kagura''': That is... [[WhatBeautifulEyes Your eyes]]. Please don't take your gaze off me. I want to get lost in them.\\ '''Noel''': Huh? What? Whaaaaaat!?\\ '''Kagura''': ''*drawing closer, winking*'' ''"[[BrickJoke A night, warm as the summer breeze...]]"''\\ '''Makoto''': SQUIRREL POWER! ''*Whack!*''\\ '''Kagura''': Reversal! ''*Falls down in pain*''\\ '''Makoto''': That, Noel, is the kind of man you never let come near you, got it?\\ '''Kagura''': Your body... It's perfect. You could rule the world with that bod, Makoto. -->-- '''Allen Schezar''', ''WebVideo/VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged'' ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''
6th Apr '14 7:12:36 PM ragnarok235
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-->-- '''DoubleFine's [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Psycho-pedia]] on Nils Lutefisk'''
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-->-- '''DoubleFine's [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Psycho-pedia]] on Nils Lutefisk''' Lutefisk''' ->''"I just had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a '''stud.'''"'' -->--'''Flash''', ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]''
18th Jun '13 4:43:50 AM Telcontar
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-->-- '''Blood Elf Male''', ''WorldOfWarcraft''
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-->-- '''Blood Elf Male''', ''WorldOfWarcraft'' ''Videogame/WorldOfWarcraft''

-->-- '''Allen Schezar''', ''VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged''
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-->-- '''Allen Schezar''', ''VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged'' ''WebVideo/VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged''

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28th Sep '12 10:37:23 AM Sparkysharps
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->''A boy with the looks of a little angel, but with the mind of an old pervert.'' -->-- '''DoubleFine's [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Psycho-pedia]] on Nils Lutefisk'''
3rd Jul '12 5:05:16 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Neelix''' on '''Tom Paris''', ''StarTrekVoyager''
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-->-- '''Neelix''' on '''Tom Paris''', ''StarTrekVoyager'' ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''
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