->''"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf."''
-->-- '''Lana Turner'''

->''"He's just one big hormone walking around the ship!"''
-->-- '''Neelix''' on '''Tom Paris''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

->''"Say, why don't you come over here and...hey, '''watch the hair!'''"''
-->-- '''Blood Elf Male''', ''Videogame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->'''Doctor:''' You mind flirting outside?\\
'''Jack:''' I was only saying hello.\\
'''Doctor:''' For ''you'', that's flirting.\\
'''Lynda:''' I'm not complaining.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'' gets a RunningGag rolling, "Bad Wolf"

->''"Yes, now I have the power to get revenge on Maax by using my animal friends to nail hot chicks."'' I'm not even kidding. He has Kodo and Podo steal a girl's underwear, has the tiger scare the crap out of her, and then swoops in to save the day. This plan had ''phases''.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''TheBeastmaster''

->''A boy with the looks of a little angel, but with the mind of an old pervert.''
-->-- '''DoubleFine's [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} Psycho-pedia]] on Nils Lutefisk'''

->''"I just had dinner with two women at the same time. 'Cause I'm a '''stud.'''"''
-->--'''Flash''', ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]''

->'''Kagura''': Noel, babe. Did you know, that the light that emanates from something beautiful can cause a person to lose themselves?\\
'''Noel''': Huh?\\
'''Kagura''': That is... [[WhatBeautifulEyes Your eyes]]. Please don't take your gaze off me. I want to get lost in them.\\
'''Noel''': Huh? What? Whaaaaaat!?\\
'''Kagura''': ''*drawing closer, winking*'' ''"[[BrickJoke A night, warm as the summer breeze...]]"''\\
'''Makoto''': SQUIRREL POWER! ''*Whack!*''\\
'''Kagura''': Reversal! ''*Falls down in pain*''\\
'''Makoto''': That, Noel, is the kind of man you never let come near you, got it?\\
'''Kagura''': Your body... It's perfect. You could rule the world with that bod, Makoto.
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''