Quotes / Freudian Slip

"My sexual fantasy is to make love to Sigmund Freud's fathe—mother!"
Stewart Francis

"AAH! Oh god, you look TE- uh... Good! Looking good, actually!"
Wheatley, Portal 2

"And can't you see that she's out of control and overzealous?!
I'm telling you for your own good, and not because I'm—"
[blushes heavily]
Pearl, "Strong in the Real Way", Steven Universe

The Machiavelli of Whittier, California often says what he means when he means to say something quite different, and that is why one cannot stop listening to him.

"I think everybody remembers their first boner— BOWIE!"
The Nostalgia Chick's first line in her Labyrinth review.

EB: was…
EB: was that another weird erotic slip of the tongue?
John, Homestuck

GG: That wasn't even a Freudian slip.
GG: Doctor Freud just tripped over an errant phallus, tumbled down a flight of stairs, and broke his neck.
GG: And then his cigar exploded comically in his face.
Jane, Homestuck

"I pledge allegiance to the fag—flag."
Minnesota news anchor, starting a story on a gay pride parade

Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Why, it's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Cheers, "Teaching with the Enemy"

Supergirl: Was that high school stunt really necessary, Superman, or were you trying to impress me?
Superboy: Aw, I was chest choking… ab, ah, I mean—I was just joking!
The Death of Superman, The Reign Of The Supermen

Phone home. "Lexcorp, honey, don't wait up. I'll be late. I've decided to stay in Gotham for a Bat — a bit — visit old friends."
The Joker slips he is obsessed with Batgirl, Elseworld's Finest: Supergirl & Batgirl