Quotes / Freudian Slip

"My sexual fantasy is to make love to Sigmund Freud's fathe—mother!"
Stewart Francis

"AAH! Oh god, you look TE- uh... Good! Looking good, actually!"
Wheatley, Portal 2

"And can't you see that she's out of control and overzealous?!
I'm telling you for your own good, and not because I'm—"
[blushes heavily]
Pearl, "Strong in the Real Way", Steven Universe

The Machiavelli of Whittier, California often says what he means when he means to say something quite different, and that is why one cannot stop listening to him.

"I think everybody remembers their first boner— BOWIE!"
The Nostalgia Chick's first line in her Labyrinth review.

EB: was…
EB: was that another weird erotic slip of the tongue?
John, Homestuck

GG: That wasn't even a Freudian slip.
GG: Doctor Freud just tripped over an errant phallus, tumbled down a flight of stairs, and broke his neck.
GG: And then his cigar exploded comically in his face.
Jane, Homestuck

"I pledge allegiance to the fag—flag."
Minnesota news anchor, starting a story on a gay pride parade

Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Why, it's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Cheers, "Teaching with the Enemy"

Supergirl: Was that high school stunt really necessary, Superman, or were you trying to impress me?
Superboy: Aw, I was chest choking… ab, ah, I mean—I was just joking!
The Death of Superman, The Reign Of The Supermen

Phone home. "Lexcorp, honey, don't wait up. I'll be late. I've decided to stay in Gotham for a Bat — a bit — visit old friends."
The Joker slips he is obsessed with Batgirl, Elseworld's Finest: Supergirl & Batgirl

Reincarnation's the most reasonable thing to believe in, otherwise God is a Dirty Old Man that oughta be ra-er-uh-raped ... yeah. [beat] Maybe that might straighten out the Sky God, I don't know. I-I don't, I don't know, that was a Freudian slip that some of you psychologists in my midst will have to analyze. Most sex, they say, is oriented in violence, so maybe there's something to that.
Jim Jones

Supergirl: She can't be, Mrs. Berkowitz! We told you—
Mrs. Berkowitz: You told...?!
Supergirl: (thinking) Stupid! Stupid! Maybe I ought to just put on my wig and introduce myself next time!

"Next Doctor": It started with a murder...
Tenth Doctor: Oh, good. (gets a weird look) I mean... bad.
Doctor Who, "The Next Doctor"

Jean Grey: You know, between changing in the locker room and the bad guys pretty much blowing our uniforms off, there's possibly about six inches of you that I haven't seen.
Scott Summers: I didn't know you looked.
Jean: I never... I didn't mean... I just catch a glimpse... You're enjoying this way too much, Summers.

Supergirl grimaced. "I feel like slapping you again. If I didn't love you more now than I ever have before, I'd do it. I—"
Her hand went to her mouth. Dev looked at her. His expression was caught coming up from anguish into hope.
"So you said it," he murmured.
Kara was flustered.

"We're back with Best Friend Tabitha, who was telling us why humans should {cue angry Tabitha voice} STAY THE HELL AWAY, {back to normal Rhonda voice} er, keep their distance from the State of Utobitha."
Tabitha, Fallout: New Vegas