"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two! One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis!
Ladder! I meant ladder!"
"My sexual fantasy is to make love to Sigmund Freud's fathe-mother!"
— Stewart Francis
The Machiavelli of Whittier, California often says what he means when he means to say something quite different, and that is why one cannot stop listening to him.
"I think everybody remembers their first boner- BOWIE!"
EB: was that another weird erotic slip of the tongue?
— John, Homestuck
GG: That wasn't even a Freudian slip.
GG: Doctor Freud just tripped over an errant phallus, tumbled down a flight of stairs, and broke his neck.
GG: And then his cigar exploded comically in his face.
— Jane, Homestuck