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Quotes: Freudian Slippery Slope

So, you go into the temple ... and eventually find a group of d-ENORMOUS GAZONGAS...uh, Tits jugs Lulu- I MEAN it's just Lulu, the Boob Mage- Black Mage!... Sorry, I'm just pretty funbags-FLUSTERED!

"Flattery, works every time." Said Sirius proudly. When he saw everyone's disgusted looks, he realized what could have been meant there and yelled. "Oi! No! I didn't mean it like that! I mean, I did mean it, but I've never done it, well I've done it, but not with Snape and now this is sounding worse and worse! Read Bill! Read!"
Reading The Half-Blood Prince