Quotes: Failed a Spot Check

Anne: Well, he did offer to translate something for me first, but I probably should have said something before I picked him up.
Translator Man: She came straight out of nowhere! It was quite a shock!
Anne: I was right in front of you... I'm not sure how you didn't realize I was there.
Translator Man: ....Straight out of nowhere!

C-Sec Customs: A few changes were made to reduce the risk of geth infiltration. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Legion (a geth): Geth do not infiltrate.
C-Sec Customs: You should leave your personal synthetic assistant at home. They're not allowed on public shuttles anymore.
Legion: ... Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

Twilight I don't understand; [the Star Swirl the Bearded Wing is] supposed to be right here. How are we supposed to find it now?
Pinkie Pie: Maybe we should ask somepony in the Star Swirl the Bearded Wing.
Twilight: Huh, how did I miss that?

Ryan: [Boat equipped in his hand] Hey, where's my boat?
Rooster Teeth's "Let's Play Minecraft" "Episode 33 - Achievement Racetrack"

Crow: Hey, Mike! Could you hand me my plans? [Paper flies into mouth] Thank you! Why, look at that: "Breach hull, all die!" Even had it underlined!

"Okay, how the hell did Jill not see him hanging from the ceiling light like that? It's not that far off the ground, she would have been able to see him the doorway and probably wouldn't even need to look up. What the camera sees is not the same as the character's eyesight."