Quotes / "Facing the Bullets" One-Liner

Sejanus: I have no need of a trial to prove your guilt.
Gallus: A song sung by every small-town corrupt policeman, which is what you are and what you should have stayed. There's no escape in sight.

"I would like to note that my ghost will be both angry and vengeful, and will retain all of my spellcasting powers."
Varsuuvius (at his/her own execution), The Order of the Stick

"My only regret is that I didn't hate you more."
Thief, 8-Bit Theater

Saint: Your creator isnít kind. He warned you about the forbidden fruit, laid the laws out for you. You broke them, ate the fruit. Itís something of a mercy that he punishes you this way instead.
Dragon: I disagree. On every count. I was the one who made me, who defined myself. This creator is no god, only a cruel, shortsighted man.

"I commend my soul to any god who can find it."
Moist von Lipwig, Going Postal

Lester: Oh, one more thing . . .
Leek: Yes?
Lester: You really are a tiresome little man.
Primeval Series 2, Episode 6

Zexion: Sho, I know you love Belle. So I want you to know... I fucking wrecked that chick! The things I did to her are just unspeakable. It was legendary, the shit porno epics are made of.
Sho: Why you talkin smack?
Zexion: (flips off Belle and Sho) I'll die as I lived: a complete and utter tool.

Commander Mias Tarikmee: Once I served such masters. Once, I too was a slave, much like yourself. But there is a difference between you and I.
Matron Triel Baenre:And what would that be? (moments away from taking over his mind)
Tarkimee: I die with no yoke on my back... (blows his brains out)

Daleks: Exterminate!
Captain Jack Harkness: I kinda figured that. (makes a "bring it" gesture)

"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'."
James French (convicted murderer, moments before his own execution)

"Hold yer horses, I'll be with ya in a minute."
(moments before being killed by three tanks, while lighting one last cigarette)
Bill, Left 4 Dead,

"Is that right? Lord, is it? Well, I don't think much of your manners, My Lord. Turn round and face me like a man, why don't you?!"

Red Skull: What makes you so special?
Captain America: Nothing, I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.

"If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake...it's that I'm dying."

Tien: Ki-Ko-F*ck yourself.
Cell: Ah, see... that's the spririt!

"Shoot straight, you bastards, don't make a mess of it!"
Lt. Harry Morant, Breaker Morant

"Suck. My. Nuts."
Sergeant Abraham Ford, The Walking Dead

"When you get to Hell, tell 'em Sir Penwood sent you. And then apologize on my behalf for the inconvenience."