Quotes: Emo Teen

I'm not happy.
Charity Bazaar, Histeria

And the girl is like, "I think I'm tortured but I'm just pretentious."

Sokka: You caught me, I'm gonna go rescue my dad. Happy now?
Zuko: I'm never happy.

Oooh no, he's turned emo
He's dressing like a goth and he's let himself go
He used to be listening to Simply Red
Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead!
The Lancashire Hotpots, "He's Turned Emo"

Of course, like all young men, I tried to be as unhappy as I could—a kind of Hamlet and Raskolnikov rolled into one.

He is brooding over nameless crimes, I daresay, and only think how disheartening to have his dark thoughts mistaken for a fit of the sulks!
Venetia on Oswald, Venetia by Georgette Heyer

Sasuke (in a monotone voice): I bet he's doing something fun, like cutting himself. That's what I do when I'm bored.
Kakashi David Bowie: I think-
Sasuke: And when I'm happy.
David Bowie: Well, I think-
Sasuke: And all of the emotions in between.

Sasuke: I challenge you to an emo-off.
Itachi: I accept your challenge.
*the two of them engage in a moaning contest*

Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production.

Life is unfair; kill yourself or get over it.
Black Box Recorder, "Child Psychology"

Q: What happens when you lock five emo kids in a room?
A: The fifth one will cut himself because there will be no corner left to cry in!
— a somewhat insensitive joke