Quotes / Emo Teen

I'm not happy.
Charity Bazaar, Histeria!

And the girl is like, "I think I'm tortured but I'm just pretentious."

Sokka: You caught me, I'm gonna go rescue my dad. Happy now?
Zuko: I'm never happy.

Oooh no, he's turned emo
He's dressing like a goth and he's let himself go
He used to be listening to Simply Red
Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead!
The Lancashire Hotpots, "He's Turned Emo"

Of course, like all young men, I tried to be as unhappy as I coulda kind of Hamlet and Raskolnikov rolled into one.

He is brooding over nameless crimes, I daresay, and only think how disheartening to have his dark thoughts mistaken for a fit of the sulks!
Venetia on Oswald, Venetia by Georgette Heyer

Sasuke (in a monotone voice): I bet he's doing something fun, like cutting himself. That's what I do when I'm bored.
Kakashi David Bowie: I think-
Sasuke: And when I'm happy.
David Bowie: Well, I think-
Sasuke: And all of the emotions in between.

Sasuke: I challenge you to an emo-off.
Itachi: I accept your challenge.
*the two of them engage in a moaning contest*

Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production.

Life is unfair; kill yourself or get over it.
Black Box Recorder, "Child Psychology"

Q: What happens when you lock five emo kids in a room?
A: The fifth one will cut himself because there will be no corner left to cry in!
— a somewhat insensitive joke

Now, in the story, Li Chi goes on at some length about how, since her parents had six daughters and no sons, that losing her would be no loss at all. It is as if you were childless, she says, Since Im no use to you alive, why shouldnt I give up my life a little sooner? Itd be easy to take this at face value, but the reading is quite probably meant to be sarcastic. She compares herself to another great heroine, Ti Ying, essentially saying, complete with eye rolls in place, oh, Im since Im a girl, I must be so worthless, just like that totally worthless Ti Ying that everyone loves. I guess Ill just go kill myself, guys.
It should be reiterated that Li Chi was a teenager.
Rejected Princesses, retelling the folktale of Li Chi


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