History Quotes / EmoTeen

17th Sep '16 3:51:06 PM Discar
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->''I'm not happy.''

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->''I'm ->''"I'm not happy.''"''



->''And the girl is like, "I think I'm tortured but I'm just pretentious."''

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->''And ->''"And the girl is like, "I 'I think I'm tortured but I'm just pretentious."'''"''



->''Of course, like all young men, I tried to be as unhappy as I could—a kind of Theatre/{{Hamlet}} and [[Literature/CrimeAndPunishment Raskolnikov]] rolled into one.''

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->''Of ->''"Of course, like all young men, I tried to be as unhappy as I could—a kind of Theatre/{{Hamlet}} and [[Literature/CrimeAndPunishment Raskolnikov]] rolled into one.''"''



->''He is brooding over nameless crimes, I daresay, and only think how disheartening to have his dark thoughts mistaken for a fit of the sulks!''

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->''He ->''"He is brooding over nameless crimes, I daresay, and only think how disheartening to have his dark thoughts mistaken for a fit of the sulks!''sulks!"''



'''[[strike:Kakashi]] Music/DavidBowie''': I think- \\

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'''[[strike:Kakashi]] Music/DavidBowie''': I think- think-- \\



'''David Bowie''': Well, I think- \\

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'''David Bowie''': Well, I think- think-- \\



''*the two of them engage in a moaning contest*''

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''*the ''[the two of them engage in a moaning contest*''contest]''



-> ''Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production.''

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-> ''Sweet ->''"Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production.''"''



->''Life is unfair; kill yourself or get over it.''
-->--'''Black Box Recorder''', "Child Psychology"

-> '''Q:''' ''What happens when you lock five emo kids in a room?''
-> '''A:''' ''[[spoiler:The fifth one will cut himself because there will be no corner left to cry in!]]''

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->''Life ->''"Life is unfair; kill yourself or get over it.''
-->--'''Black
"''
-->-- '''Black
Box Recorder''', "Child Psychology"

-> '''Q:''' ''What What happens when you lock five emo kids in a room?''
->
room?\\
'''A:''' ''[[spoiler:The [[spoiler:The fifth one will cut himself because there will be no corner left to cry in!]]''in!]]



->Now, in the story, Li Chi goes on at some length about how, since her parents had six daughters and no sons, that losing her would be no loss at all. “It is as if you were childless,” she says, “Since I’m no use to you alive, why shouldn’t I give up my life a little sooner?” It’d be easy to take this at face value, but the reading is quite probably meant to be sarcastic. She compares herself to another great heroine, Ti Ying, [[SarcasmMode essentially saying, complete with eye rolls in place,]] “oh, I’m since I’m a ''girl'', I must be ''so worthless'', just like that ''totally worthless'' Ti Ying that ''everyone loves''. I guess I’ll just go ''kill myself, guys''.“\\

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->Now, in the story, Li Chi goes on at some length about how, since her parents had six daughters and no sons, that losing her would be no loss at all. “It "It is as if you were childless,” childless," she says, “Since I’m "Since I'm no use to you alive, why shouldn’t shouldn't I give up my life a little sooner?” It’d sooner?" It'd be easy to take this at face value, but the reading is quite probably meant to be sarcastic. She compares herself to another great heroine, Ti Ying, [[SarcasmMode essentially saying, complete with eye rolls in place,]] “oh, I’m "oh, since I’m I'm a ''girl'', I must be ''so worthless'', just like that ''totally worthless'' Ti Ying that ''everyone loves''. I guess I’ll I'll just go ''kill myself, guys''.“\\"\\


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->'''Deadpool:''' Look! I'm a teenage girl! I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long, sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences. So what's it gonna be? Long, sullen silence or mean comment? Go on.\\
'''Negasonic:''' ...You got me in a box here.\\
'''Deadpool:''' AHA!
-->-- ''Film/{{Deadpool 2016}}''
4th May '16 9:09:21 PM nombretomado
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'''[[strike:Kakashi]] DavidBowie''': I think- \\

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'''[[strike:Kakashi]] DavidBowie''': Music/DavidBowie''': I think- \\
28th Apr '16 6:06:21 AM Argon2
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->Now, in the story, Li Chi goes on at some length about how, since her parents had six daughters and no sons, that losing her would be no loss at all. “It is as if you were childless,” she says, “Since I’m no use to you alive, why shouldn’t I give up my life a little sooner?” It’d be easy to take this at face value, but the reading is quite probably meant to be sarcastic. She compares herself to another great heroine, Ti Ying, [[SarcasmMode essentially saying, complete with eye rolls in place,]] “oh, I’m since I’m a ''girl'', I must be ''so worthless'', just like that ''totally worthless'' Ti Ying that ''everyone loves''. I guess I’ll just go ''kill myself, guys''.“\\
It should be reiterated that Li Chi was a teenager.
-->-- '''[[http://www.rejectedprincesses.com/princesses/li-chi Rejected Princesses]]''', retelling the folktale of Li Chi
22nd Apr '16 10:40:56 AM Piando
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''Now he's listening to FallOutBoy instead!''

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''Now he's listening to FallOutBoy Music/FallOutBoy instead!''
9th Jul '15 1:42:29 AM Morgenthaler
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->''Of course, like all young men, I tried to be as unhappy as I could—a kind of {{Hamlet}} and [[CrimeAndPunishment Raskolnikov]] rolled into one.''

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->''Of course, like all young men, I tried to be as unhappy as I could—a kind of {{Hamlet}} Theatre/{{Hamlet}} and [[CrimeAndPunishment [[Literature/CrimeAndPunishment Raskolnikov]] rolled into one.''
27th Jan '15 12:56:44 PM Anddrix
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-->--'''Isaac''', ''TheFaultInOurStars''

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-->--'''Isaac''', ''TheFaultInOurStars''
''Literature/TheFaultInOurStars''
17th Dec '14 12:48:08 PM lordGacek
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-> '''Q:''' ''What happens when you lock five emo kids in a room?''
-> '''A:''' ''[[spoiler:The fifth one will cut himself because there will be no corner left to cry in!]]''
-->-- a somewhat insensitive joke
27th Nov '14 10:44:30 PM PaulA
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-->--''' Venetia''', ''[[GeorgetteHeyer Venetia]]''

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-->--''' Venetia''', ''[[GeorgetteHeyer Venetia]]''
-->-- '''Venetia''' on Oswald, ''Literature/{{Venetia}}'' by Creator/GeorgetteHeyer
16th Aug '14 9:35:27 AM Telcontar
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-->-- Charity Bazaar, ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}''

->"And the girl is like, 'I think I'm tortured but I'm just pretentious.'"
-->-- [[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]], on ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''

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-->-- Charity Bazaar, '''Charity Bazaar''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}''

->"And ->''And the girl is like, 'I "I think I'm tortured but I'm just pretentious.'"
"''
-->-- [[WebVideo/BumReviews '''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]], Bum]]''', on ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''



-->-- The Lancashire Hotpots, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmzm3EsZTZg "He's Turned Emo"]]

->Of course, like all young men, I tried to be as unhappy as I could—a kind of {{Hamlet}} and [[CrimeAndPunishment Raskolnikov]] rolled into one.
-->-- Creator/JorgeLuisBorges

->"He is brooding over nameless crimes, I daresay, and only think how disheartening to have his dark thoughts mistaken for a fit of the sulks!"
-->-- Venetia, ''[[GeorgetteHeyer Venetia]]''

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-->-- The '''The Lancashire Hotpots, Hotpots''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmzm3EsZTZg "He's Turned Emo"]]

->Of ->''Of course, like all young men, I tried to be as unhappy as I could—a kind of {{Hamlet}} and [[CrimeAndPunishment Raskolnikov]] rolled into one.
one.''
-->-- Creator/JorgeLuisBorges

->"He
'''Creator/JorgeLuisBorges'''

->''He
is brooding over nameless crimes, I daresay, and only think how disheartening to have his dark thoughts mistaken for a fit of the sulks!"
-->-- Venetia,
sulks!''
-->--''' Venetia''',
''[[GeorgetteHeyer Venetia]]''



-> Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production.

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-> Sweet ''Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production.''




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->''Life is unfair; kill yourself or get over it.''
-->--'''Black Box Recorder''', "Child Psychology"
28th Aug '13 6:36:44 PM nlpnt
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-> Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production.
-->--'''Isaac''', ''TheFaultInOurStars''

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