->''I'm not happy.''
-->-- '''Charity Bazaar''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}''

->''And the girl is like, "I think I'm tortured but I'm just pretentious."''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]''', on ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''

->'''Sokka''': You caught me, I'm gonna go rescue my dad. Happy now?\\
'''Zuko''': I'm never happy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->''Oooh no, he's turned emo''\\
''He's dressing like a goth and he's let himself go''\\
''He used to be listening to Simply Red''\\
''Now he's listening to FallOutBoy instead!''
-->-- '''The Lancashire Hotpots''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmzm3EsZTZg "He's Turned Emo"]]

->''Of course, like all young men, I tried to be as unhappy as I could—a kind of {{Hamlet}} and [[CrimeAndPunishment Raskolnikov]] rolled into one.''
-->-- '''Creator/JorgeLuisBorges'''

->''He is brooding over nameless crimes, I daresay, and only think how disheartening to have his dark thoughts mistaken for a fit of the sulks!''
-->-- '''Venetia''' on Oswald, ''Literature/{{Venetia}}'' by Creator/GeorgetteHeyer

->'''Sasuke (in a monotone voice)''': I bet he's doing something fun, like cutting himself. That's what I do when I'm bored. \\
'''[[strike:Kakashi]] DavidBowie''': I think- \\
'''Sasuke''': And when I'm happy. \\
'''David Bowie''': Well, I think- \\
'''Sasuke''': And all of the emotions in between.
-->-- ''NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

->'''Sasuke''': I challenge you to an emo-off.\\
'''Itachi''': I accept your challenge.\\
''*the two of them engage in a moaning contest*''
-->-- ''NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''

-> ''Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production.''
-->--'''Isaac''', ''TheFaultInOurStars''

->''Life is unfair; kill yourself or get over it.''
-->--'''Black Box Recorder''', "Child Psychology"

-> '''Q:''' ''What happens when you lock five emo kids in a room?''
-> '''A:''' ''[[spoiler:The fifth one will cut himself because there will be no corner left to cry in!]]''
-->-- a somewhat insensitive joke