Quotes / Elves vs. Dwarves

Zevran: "Hello, my stocky little friend!"
Zevran: "Ah. This is where we begin the typical dwarven/elven rivalry, is it?"
Violet: "How in all hells did that thing sneak up on us?! You're the one with the elven eyes! Elven! Eyes!"
Hannah: "Don't pull that shit on me! My mother is near sighted and I'm just a product of familial traits! I suppose you just love dwarven ale... Because you're a dwarf!"
Violet: "You know I only drink wine! And do you seriously think my people only brew one kind of beer and then, with the creative imagination of a donkey's cock, name it dwarven?!"
Hannah: "Well, I only know one dwarf who drinks wine as a matter of principle. And it's really godsdamned obnoxious, you know that?"

"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FUCKIN' BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE JUST SO THAT I CAN KICK 'EM WITH MY IRON FUCKING FEET, YOU TWAT!"
Urist the Dwarf insulting Ravandil the Elf, Ravandil's Quest

"ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENDROPHILES! IF YOU TRY ANYTHING NASTY WITH THE BITCHBOY OVER HERE, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKIN' ARROWS, AND SHOVE THEM IN BETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS! I'M GONNA TAKE THAT BOWSTRING OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKIN' FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION, AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKIN' VIOLIN! I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I'M GONNA COLOR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT RED USIN' YER FUCKIN' BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE, YE ATROCIOUS FUCKIN' BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY! I WILL--" *Scene cuts*
Urist the Dwarf insulting Bitchworth the Elf, Ravandil's Quest 2: The Second One

"Dwarves just love making elves suffer."
OP in Elfslayer Chronicles, on the party's dwarves messing with an elven investigation.

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