: Hello, I'm Sharry Bobbins. Homer Simpson
: Did you say Mary Popó Shary Bobbins
: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse
and Monald Muck
In the year 2214, Earth scientists created the "Hypergate", a portal to another dimension, but the only one capable to traverse it is our hero Metallion, who is made of living metal
, just like his (horrible, egg-shaped) spaceship...He's your typical "tough guy" - in the intro looks like a rip-off of Mortal Kombat
's Kano (so, a second generation rip-off, since Kano himself is based on the Terminator
) but with the added ability of turning into a glob of liquid metal. Conveniently, when in liquid form he is (mostly) invulnerable and undetectable by the enemies, but forget about being able to murder them stealthily like the T-1000 cyborg. In this status he is only able to very slowly ooze around and go down pipes like some kind of drain cleaning product.
"I'm not Sonic
! I'm my original character, Blonic!"
"And I'm not Tails. I'm my original character, Blails!"
"People really need to get their facts straight."
: So you're a ninja and so far you've fought Rambo clones, Terminator-Hulk, Spider-Man, Batman and Godzilla. Did Sega's CEO just write some fan-fiction and tell them to make it into a game? slowbeef
: Does the "Tropes vs. Ninjas" title make sense now?