Quotes / Captain Ersatz

Shary Bobbins: Hello, I'm Sharry Bobbins.
Homer Simpson: Did you say Mary Popó
Shary Bobbins: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
The Simpsons, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed-Grunt)cious"

In the year 2214, Earth scientists created the "Hypergate", a portal to another dimension, but the only one capable to traverse it is our hero Metallion, who is made of living metal, just like his (horrible, egg-shaped) spaceship...He's your typical "tough guy" - in the intro looks like a rip-off of Mortal Kombat's Kano (so, a second generation rip-off, since Kano himself is based on the Terminator) but with the added ability of turning into a glob of liquid metal. Conveniently, when in liquid form he is (mostly) invulnerable and undetectable by the enemies, but forget about being able to murder them stealthily like the T-1000 cyborg. In this status he is only able to very slowly ooze around and go down pipes like some kind of drain cleaning product.
Federico Tiraboschi on Metal Morph (SNES, 1994)

"I'm not Sonic! I'm my original character, Blonic!"
"And I'm not Tails. I'm my original character, Blails!"
"People really need to get their facts straight."

sandwichoftruthiness: So you're a ninja and so far you've fought Rambo clones, Terminator-Hulk, Spider-Man, Batman and Godzilla. Did Sega's CEO just write some fan-fiction and tell them to make it into a game?
slowbeef: Does the "Tropes vs. Ninjas" title make sense now?

"I had to call him the "Phrenetic". His name's the "Phanatic". But I'm gonna get sued by Major League Baseball if I call him the "Phanatic"."
Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "The World Series Defense"

Bryan:"He's a much better workers as Randy Savage than Jay Lethal."
Vinny:"That is true."
Bryan:"Everyone should just emulate somebody. Maybe that would make this a better business, that's how it used to work. You used to be able to watch a guy and go 'Oh, his favorite wrestler was soandso growing up.' Now you watch him and you're like 'His favorite wrestler was himself in the backyard'."
Vinny:"His favorite wrestler was Raw Vs Smackdown for Playstation 2."
The Bryan And Vinny Show, TNA Slammiversary 2007