Quotes / Capcom Sequel Stagnation

"Innovation is to this series what cheeseburgers are to a lactose-intolerant hindu."
Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw, on the Tomb Raider franchise.

"It's gotten me through so many different games: Street Masher, Street Masher 2, Street Masher 2: Slightly Different Costumes Edition..."
Homestar Runner reminisces on some of his favorite arcade games, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People: Eight-bit Is Enough

"Super Resident Evil CODE: Veronica Turbo Alpha Revival X: The Next Generation - Director's Cut Dual Shock Edition."
The Dark Id riffing on Code Veronica X (little did he know they'd eventually add an "HD" to that too)

I hate to admit it, but the name "Kingdom Hearts 2.9" made me laugh really hard as someone who's been waiting a decade for them to make 3. It felt like waiting in a comically long line, getting to the front, and finding out you were waiting to join the actual line.