"OK, I'm going to be honest. There was only room for one digit so I didn't expect to have more than nine lives. But SIX?! It's like they had to program that in there, like some masochistic game developer decided 'anything over six... that's too much'."
—The Angry Video Game Nerd, coming back after exploiting The Terminator for the NES to give him endless extra lives
"Thank goodness I have, like, W blue-sky lives there!"
"The only objective I can think of is to rack the score up to 999,999, but nooooo, it stops at 999,990. That is nine video game points you will never have."
—The Angry Video Game Nerd in the movie about a made-up version of Xenophobe.